"AQUAPAW!" squelled hur frends. Dey wur hapy 4 hur!1!11!87!
Squirrelflight sawed hur mat Bootycalw. "Bambistur, I can nut has apentis."
"y not?" kreed bambleTar.
"Beecuz i am Prugnent" said Squirrelawesum!1!110! !
Aquapaw wus dizaponted. Squrrilfight kud nut bee hur menter any mure.
She sawed Clodtayul.
"I am yur noo mentor," sayed Cloudtull.
Cloudtayul runned out ov da cayump. Awkwapaww fullowed himm. Cloudpoop luked at hur. "We will bee HuntIng."
"k," sed Aquapoo nervuslee.
"Dun wurreey" sed Clodtail. "ur purfekt. You are gon 2 katch all da pray in da forest."
Aquaman looked at her fur It wuz bootifuly indigoh. And der wus whit markins. It wuz liek Vincent Van Gough payunted starry night in hur furr!
Laytur aquaPaw cught sumthing 4 cloud Tail.
"Gud job!'' he sed. Butt heh wuz on da tunderPath. He wuz runned over and died.
Aquapaw got scayurred. Shee ran awa 2 cayump.
Aquapaw visited Skwurrelflight.
"Cleedpee died!" she wayuled.
"Its ok" sed Squiireelpoo.
BambleStar cried "o no! Clodtale iz ded? Backenfor iz ur noo menter."
"Pls don't DIY" sed Aquapaw 2 Brackenbutt.
"I am immortal," assurued brabenpurr.
"U hav powers."
Aquapaw lisened 2 Brackenfur. se wuz Shokedd!11!1 !
"Yuo kan see sents," kunfessed Brakenfurr. "try."
Aquapaww saw dat Brackenfurs scent wuz green.
"u r farting green stuffs!" se laffed.
"i am nutt fartin!" sed backenpurr, flustured.
"i sorry," sed akwakit.
"its ok cuz ur parfect. noaw go find some kit-kats frum udder calns. wut doo dey luk liek?"
Aquagurl went in2 teh uthur tarritories. "shadowcaln is Red, Windcaln is purple, an rivieCan is blu. shocker." Brackenfur felt lik heh wuz fallin in luv wit Aquapaw. se wuz bootiful and funnie and had powers!1!111! !
Butt den! Brackenfur deed uf unknon kauses!1!11!
Aquapaw was sad.
Chapter 7: I can't keep up
Bramblestar sihed. "Torncalw...?"
"no I wil DIY!1!1!" he kreid.
"i dun care."
AquaPaw sed "y not make me a wirrir den"
"Becuz u r onleh 75 hours old. ur tim wil com. dun wurrie!" sed BrambleStar.
"Pikachukit and Beautifulkit r gud naems" sed Graystirpe.
"nu' sed Brambul. Star. 'they r now Squirrelkit and FlightKit."
Aquapaw wuz happy and totally forgotted hur fist menter's death.
Chapter 8: The Hell Have I done?
"Torncalw tech me 2 fight." Sed AkuaKit.
"no u wil kill me :(" sed Thornclaw.
Aquapaw was sad, but she listened to her mentor.
"u liek us calws and fans" sed Thornyclew.
ok sed Aquapaw
but at da end of da day Tornclaw died.
:( sed AquaPaww.
''ok ok'' sed Brambullstah. "I teach u dis. den I mak u warrior. skwurrelflight wud wan it dat wai."
He teached her 2 fihgt. Den he mad her wirraor. Aquasniff!
AquaSniff smilled and relised she luved sumone. She luved Fluffybigpaws, a rly cute...
Chapter 9: Seriously, WTF?
Aquasniff did nut sit vigul cuz she wuz meting Fluffybigpaws.
Fluffybigpaws ran 2 hur. Aquasniff luved him cuz his scent wuz pretty pink!1!1!11! She sed, ''hai dere''
"hai dere urself" sed fluffybigPaws.
"r u beig carful?" asked aquaSnif, scayured suddenlee.
"ya y u ask me dat"
"becuz dere iz evul in da forest!1!11!54,962! ! ! !"
"I protekt u den" sed da doggie.
"nu I hav 2 sav mai caln"
"ok butt I luv u dun 4git."
Aquasniff padded beside her calnmats. se wus patrullin but den! se falled down.
'o no' sed a cat den took hur 2 Jay.
Jay sed "she is gon be ok"
"wats wrong" sed sandStrom.
lol moar cliffhangerz
"kitz!1!1!1" eds jayPoo.
'o no'' sed Aquakit cuz she noo whoz kits dey wur.
Aquasniff ran awa and gav barf 2 dem.
der wus oen puppie.
"i call u Pinkkit' sed AquaPaw.
She luved hur bb gun.
Chapter 12: There is an emoji here
PinkKit wuz expluring oen dya, an sawed hur Mom aquasniff
come one" sed AquaSniff
where we go. Asked pinkkit .
"well the calns off course!1!1" sed hur Mom!
Dey goed 2 teh calns.
TunderCan growled att pinkKit, butt when dey sawed AquaSniff, dey wur hapy.
"protect us" dey said. 🍖
"I can't cuz shes Mai kit!11! ! !56!
Aquasniff sed "ya"
"but hoo iz da fadur" sed Bambulstar.
"Flightkit" sed Aquasniff
"wut no" kkreed FlightKit.
YA!" sed Aquasniff.
"But pinkkit is dog sed sqwurrelkit.
"exactlee" sed Flightkit.
"I tink teh fadur is Fluffybigpaws. y u kiss doggies?" ask Jayfedora.
"Pinkkit is Flightkits!" Snarl AquaSniff.
Chapter 14: Things spiral outta control
"No," chalenjed Pinkkit butt Jayfeddur noded and sed ya.
"its ok" Flightkit sed den, eis sofenin. "u did no bad tings. u gud wirrir."
Aquasniff smiled. Se luked at Brambletar. "he shud be an apentis"
"k Squirrelpaw and Flightpaw"
"I wan Jatfedura to mentur me" ses Squirrelpaw
k!1!1 cried brambulStar. "Um pinkkit can mentor Flightpaw."
"But I'm her father!" cried Flightpaw.
Aquasniff smilled at hur puppie da mentor.
Chapter 15: I Can't Anymore So Teh Edn
Aquasniff continued to use her magic powers to do good deeds. She continued meeting Fluffybigpaws, and learned his name was actually Rover. When she grew older, Aquasniff ran away to live with him in her old age. In the meantime, they had over nine thousand more kits/pups.
Flightpaw earned his warrior name of Flightsquirrel. He lived the rest of his days in ThunderClan, pretending to be the father of all of Aquasniff's kits.
Pinkkit became a warrior almost immediately with the name Pinkfatherwasadog. She mentored thousands of her brothers and sisters, and always held the warrior code dear. She fell in love with Molewhisker and had children. They were seventy-five percent cat, and looked the part.
I hope you have loved and hated this trollfic. I enjoy any praise, advice, criticism, or flames you may have, and all questions will be answered. Have a good rest-of-your-life, fellow Homo sapiens!