hi thes is my furt story no flemz plex bexuc if u flem tha menie
shes butiful sed camrared "i agre luk at hur iz she cut" sed glassfly "watz hur nem its moonkit and aidkit becuz aidkit is uly end moonkit is butiful she shud be leder" camarared nedded in agremen end sed "i wil get spotstar spotstar wil mek hur leedr if net we kil hur becuz moonkit is the cat in the profaci i kno becuz i am the MEDINCIEN CET!"
OMG cliffhenger! i hop u eniod plez reviw butt if u flem then dont reviw becux u r men.
a deth
ty tensyhurt u dint flem but i wul mek dis chap lung 4 u k?
CHEPTR 2
moonkit scarubled ut of nersury end SEH SEW TH DED BDY OF SPOTSTARRRR1!111!11 moonkit wez shoikd end sarbuld ofer 2 spotstr to see if sehwez ok end blud wez al ofer ledrek end moonkit jempeded in shoik az tah deepdody sed "I EM ULD MOONKIT YUNG SEH DEEPUDY NEMED MOONGLOWE~!~!~!`1`1" scremed yocetdeepudy end den tah deepudy jempeded ov ledrok end deid. hoel clen scrememded in SHOK!1!1 moonglow scemed end jmped on ledruk end anuncedded the trevleing 2 moonstone! evry cet sccemed in hapinez.
waz dat lon enuf? no flemz aloeud bexuc u flemz suk.
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A BADGUR!
i luv al of u who reviwed ecept tha flemzers becuz u r suky
moonglow steredted her joruny 2 tha moonstone and shesed jumpped of of tha ledruk end clepped her pews togeatadr end shez so heppie end seh saw a badger adn shz killad it in 1 hit end evryon chared 4 her end she cuntinue to monston. moonkit lokeded up to thr ski end sow a tundrsom end run fester end seh saw tha moonstone end seh tuched it end fell asleep. moonglow scremed end notoiced da story aera end seh stoped scrememing end she noitedest SPOOOTTT STAAAARRRRR!1111!2 !
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omg enother cliffhender! it wez sow herd 2 updete evary dey end i aded a naw prsen to my teem. WECAME AAHLYSGRL69!111!111211111 1!
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LADDERS
i luv u ell whu dint felm ok herez chapert fur.
moontglow scremed at spotstar end seh told hur "but u r DED!" she screemed. spotstar shuk hr hed end sehd yes i am ded but n starclan" she meled moonglow shooked and luked for othr cets "whar is the othr cetz isnt thar suposed 2 be mor?" moonkit aeks. spotster nodds edn fliks her tel end SAVERAL CETS JUMPZ OUT OF DA SHEDOWZZZZ! abut 8! moonglow waz supriszed end szeh jumpped baeuk frum da katz end seh auked dem "why r u ell cring" becuz they wahr ell snaffling end dey sed "we lust ur depudding wehn he waz comin hur but we wal stert da ceremany now. " sed 1 cat end dey ell wlked fowad 2 moonglow and she get hr 9 lievs "OMGI EM MOONSER NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!1111111111!"
dis wez witren buy moonkit098
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the new deputaaaaaaaaaaoiy
hi um this is ashleygirl69 :) moonkit is me friend, so im happy to help her out with this fic! :) hope u enjoy!
moonstar padded back to camp, feeling so happi , for she was the new leader her clan deserved!
"what if i'm bad leader?" she had wondered to herself, her happy, super happy mood fading. "what if i really really bad leader?!" her thoughts got worse. "WHAT IF I KIIILLL MY CLAAAAN?!"
Moonstar soon arived back at camp, with vury nice faces greeting her, making her forgot her horribul thughts.
"omg! Mooniglow- I MEAN MOONISTAR!11LOL!" an apprentice caled lolopaw had gigled.
a tom pushed past the apprentice. "oh moonstar" he flipped his hair. "im sorry if my apprentice-" he fliped his hair again, and pushed lolopaw away. "was annoying a gud-lucking she kitty cat like u." his tone was smooth and slick.
"omg!" thought moonstar. "thats treespot! one of the most kawaii toms in teh clan!" she gigled, and her face flushed red. "omg its okay." moonstar noticed that he was getting closer to heeeeer. "omgomgomgomkomoggmmg!" she screeched.
"Oh, as long as she wasn't ANNOYING YOU." He flicked his hair.
Lolopaw stared, jelous. "uhmarentwespousetotrain?" she said softly, her voice barely a whisper.
Moonistar and treeSpot stared into eachother's eyes, their eyes sparkling. "Mooonstar, want to gooo-"
TREESPOT'S WORDS WERE CUT OFF AS A MASSIVE SCRECH CAME FROM BEHIND THE WARRIOR'S DEN. "I WANT TO BE DEPUTY UUURGH!"
Moonistar stomped over. it was leafcloud and pillowfart. the two cats were bruthurs. THEY ALWAYS FIGHTED!2332 IT WAS SUCH A PAIN IN THE TAIL OMG. "wats going on here." moonistar said, her voice high.
"i want to be deputy! but leafcloud is being a meanie!" sobbed pillowfart. "can i be deputy?!" pillowhart sobbed. again.
THERE WAS A DRAMATIC PAUSE. AND EVERYONE GASPED WHEN MOONSTAR REPLIED.
"nah." she said unethusisatically.
-ashleygirl69
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new kitz
hi guiz itszz moonkit098 end i guzz it waz my turn 2 mek a chap ha i forgot anyway har it iz.
pillowfart glaard at moonistar 4 alittle bit an gared in angery en den crieieded than ren out into da forreast in angery and sadd moonglow loawked aftar pillowgart and shruaged hur shuldarz. treespots came ip behian moonstar end flipped hiz hair "i guezz ur not gonna pix pillowfart" treespots asked. Moonstar shook har hed end padded into da foresttt "wanne go unt hunt?/!?1?1?11/1/1!1?!" moonstar asked. treespots nodaded hiz kawaii desu hed and padded efter moonstar. moonstar cruched down end jupped upwerdz lepping at a squirrl end biting it on nex den jump up end kill it end set it at treespots footz treespots look up at moonstarz eyes DEN THEY KISSEEEEDDDD! AND MATTED IT AMEZIN END DEN DEY GET MOONSTAR PREGNENT END MOONSTAR SQULED "IM GIVNN BIRTH" OMG MONNSTAR SED TREESPOTS screemed end moonstar likked hur kits "letz go beck to cemp" dey went bak 2 cemp everybudy heppy at new kitz end moonstar gev hur kitz to shadowpool end sed "2 busy 4 kitz reght now" end padded awey "wutz thar nemz?" shdowpool asked "bloodkit and rainbowkit" moonistar replyde. ~moonkit098
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lol mur kitz
hia giyz itzzzz moonkit098 (((:
rainbowkit gruld at hur bruhber "omg u r so annoyaling" her slped at bloodkit bloodkit hised hiz reinbow fir branslitng. rainbowkit lughed end meuled "todey apentice tomorrow leeeeEEDERR!" her lughed ruling on de grund "omg lek we gone be aprenticed lol" bloodkit alzo rull on de grund reinbowkit gut ip pedded out of nrseyr bloodkit folowing moonstar waz un the ledruk yuwlin "OMG MI KITZ BECUM APPRENTIZEZ I MENTUR BLOODPAWPAW END TREESPOTS MENTURZ RAINBOWPAW OMG EHEHE" moonstar screemead lolopaw waz also screemin happynes everywhere loling happys shadowpool pedding ot of den smillign belly fat like pregaanentnt "OMG I GINVIN bbutrrRBRUTHG." SHE YOWLED TREESPOTS RUN OVR SCRECHIN DEN GREBBED SHADOWPOOLS KITZ LICKING THUMP RAPIZILY. lolopaw ran ovur 2 treespots an shdowpool lukin at shudowpool "whoz kitz is it" shudowpool shuggeededed luking everywhere "they r pillowfarts kits" shudowpool luuked treespots in the eyz thunkin "omg kawaii desu" moonstar came ovur to shaduwpool and treesptirsts "congrats on kits" then padded away moonglowe saww pillowfart paddling into camp, "congratz on kitsz" mewed moonstar pillowfart nodded "ok"
thunkz 4 reding review no flemz flemz kgegks
-moonkit098
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AND THEN A COW POPPED OUT
hey this is ashleygirl69
sorry we haven't updated this story in a while! school sucks. :(
but enjoy! :DD
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'this isn't FA-R!1' screamed rambokits as he threw blodkit into a tree.
'OWWWWWWWYYYY'screamed bloddkit.
u would think treespots would cum to stop his kits from fighting, but he was getting his hair done. he couldn't possibly hairflip with matty and tangled hair.
MOONISTAR MARCHED OUT OF HER DEN. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH U TWO?! YOU ARE GRUNDEDD.'''''' MOONISTAR THEN TOSSED HER TWO BABS INTO THE NURSERY.
latar that night, when treespots was looking fabu and kawaii desu, he marched into camp, looking as happy as evar.
"TREESPOTS." moaned moongloewseee. "THE KITS ARE FITING. I GOT A DREAM. RAMBOKIT IS EVIL. AND A MYSTERIOUS AIDDSSSSS IS CUMMING BACK. HMM WHAT DO U THINK IT MEANS?!1' SHE SCREAMED.
"idk'treespot hairflipped.
and then
a cow came apppureezed.
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cow iz dwed
hi monkit098 here rithinh kew chuprt 4 u guiz
TEH CUW CUM RaNINU TO MONUSTUR END TRUPSOPts MOONSTAR SCRNEMIED "OMG NOOOO KAWAI DESSUUUUUU!# $! $ #$ #$# $$ ##$#$$##$ #$$ %# #%## $ $ #%$%#$$## $" SUDEEN LAY BLUDKIT RNU FUWWARRDZ COW END DEN KILLAD COw IN WONE HIPTTTT! ! $!# $ # # $#$# "AMAZZZIINNNNNTUUGUGGUGUGUAUHTAHJTAJTHWJATHRJETGESKDJG DSKJG" SED MOONIESTRE TREESPUTZ SCREEMED "OMG SHADOWWPOOOLLLLL! # ##R" YHELED TREESPOTS IN FEER BLUDPAW SDUUDENLEY ATE COWWW! # $ #$ #$ #$# # $ #" moonster thunked bloodpaw rambopaw cum ovr 2 dem grouwlin "U 2 SUK I SHUD BE LEEDR!" rainbowpaw yealded sudenltyalyty lightningkit end sweetkit rzn oer (dey r shadowpools kitz) "cumcratz boodpaw" sed sweetkit rainbowpaw run wewy untio tha furest cry "I AM MUR SPACIEAL!# !$ #$# $ #$ #$ !$! #41342341335243! !~~!#! ! !#!" moonstar luuked at treespots end shadowpool "treespotz y did u yall shadowpool when cow" esksed mooniedstar "ummmm" ses treespots "o i dunt care" sed moonstrar lookin at treespits "u r so kawaii desu" thot moontglowe
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omh dedswqawrx lolopaw
woo chupztr 10 alzo i gut reviwz lut m e tll u thm ps im moonkit098 at foxfire wal u tel me 2 stup rihtin u shud stup tyin becuz THIZ IZ MI SYRUOYYY! ! # i get fea iothrz wich tel mi i am starkit bt im nut i rly lik th num moon ok? i hf a hrury peoaotter thizg wihc iz clld mooniebirch end tha chumebr ov diardyz
treepiztz luk et mooine "by" he sez fliping his hair moon wsavz ut him "by" RANBOPUW WAZ ING FURTST CRIN RL HURD I CN TYT0OE RULSY FUSJT "Y DO MOMMMYYYY HUT MEEEEEe !? E"? !:#?!" shudwerpozll rlouked fatat moonieastasr "hi im gun go deinfed lolopaw by" shuderowpawelool pad way moonstar sed hiden loft buck in umcmp lolopaw wz eetinzfoood omg ift sdfnkjdfk fdgs jhdfs kj jhjk rk j "i rly lik fodud" sudenly EDWARD CULLEN FAL FRUM ZKUY "OMG ITZ EDWRUD! $#$ ## $#$ # $ !#! " SCRECMED LOLOPAW PILLOWFURT LUULKED UP ET EDWARD CULLEN "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" HE YALOEWD sudenly lolopaw wuk up "aw i wen teded edward culleny" sed lolopaw sudly other apprentiecke num shelfpaw "UM I HEEXZ WERD DREM I MUUST BA BREPREGNTUN! !?" LOLOPAW SCREMUADE SHLE:FBPaW LETUT UT SCREMEM "OMGGGG PREGNANAANTATSNANUTUATNUT" AHHHHH OMGMOGOMGMOOGMOGMOGMMGMMOGOMGOMOGMMOMOG AHHHHH OMG G GO G OGHAHOAOGOOOOOOOO! ! ! !LJK FJ LFKGJS KFJ SJK LD hpyrr awroory leafbook pudding out of cmp
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OMG TEREPEPPPSOOPTTTT!
HI THIS IS ASHLEEEEYGURRRRRL69999
treespots sat in a clearing.
LOLOPAW AND SHADOWPOOL RUSHED OVER TO HIM. "WHY YOU PREGNATE US AGAIN. OMG CAN WE MATE AGAAAN'
treespots luked at them. "no" and he walked away and humped moonistar.
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AIDKIT
asleygirl here! ENJOOOY!
aideye (who was aidkit but no car abutt him )walked over to rambokit. "I C WHAT DEY DO 2 U."
"wat who' rambokit sad.
"ur sister/brother blodkit. dey mean. monnistar is man to mean. she was always favarite. it not fair. LETS KILL HER." aiddeye mowed. then some cat flew into tha den who was monstar.
"BY.." AIDEYE SCREAMED.
MONSTAR STARED AT RAMBOKIT, NOT NOTICING AIDKIT. "omg aren't you like rambopaw from like five chapters ago."
AND THEN, RAMBOPAW RAN AWAY.
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LOLOOPAW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KIZTZ
hi moonkit hrrr lol i see sheuly giyrlfs postpst so i pust too
moonstar turnnaend arund seING AIDPAW NDND EE WAHT HUM HOULDAING A BUATHCEDAR NIF! MOONSTAR SCREMED "OMG MUTY THE PURERW OV GEORGE WASLEY COMPELL U " AIDKIT SUDUENLY DAIDED "VIRUCTUURYY1!1!11/2.24./2/,.1!" SCUREMED ! MOONIEEEEEEEEE WHUL CUM SCREEM "OMG I LUV U MUR DEN AIDEYE AIDEYE SUXXXX !" SED MOONSTARS MOOMMY WIHC H I DUNT KNU DA NAMU OV NYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR! "WE NUW GU FEID RAINBOPAW END KILL HIIMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAH" LOLPA SUDELY SCREMED "OMG I GIVING ETBUREIATBRBURBUBTUBT/THTTHTH1!: !ty:lrw#^#?%$?^w%#?^#w$?%" LOLOPAW SCRUEMD "OMG WAT U R PRENGTENDA!? U R A PRENTNIECE!" SCREMEZ MOONIEGLOWE "I DUNT CURE!? i rem3I AM PREMGNUATN!" OK SCREMIED MOONGLOWE LOLOPAW GIV BURTH "I GUVE U WARIOR NEM FRUM NUW ON LOLPAW U R LOLOHASHTAG!" "YAAAAAAAAAY" YELUED WHUL CMLCNA! "LOLHASHTAG LOLOHASHTAG!#$%^%#$ #$$%$# #$#########" lolopaw hed tres kitz "i num them harrykit ronkit and fishkit"
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AND DETH OV JKITZ!
moonkit098 herw
sudnufnedly lolohashtag waz liipein sein AIDEYE WAUTCHIN KITZ SUDNELYA LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ROONKIT AND HARYRY,OTYY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED LOLOHASHTAG WKE UOP "OMG MY KITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! # ! #$ #$# #$ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! " she##$we#ee eEREEE SCRAMED AIDEYE DISAPEERED aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh RANBOKITTTTTTT! lolohashtag cireiod wundry seudndely mooniekstar cum in ''we avendyge kitz 4 u ok?" sez moonekiatsar lolohashtag cry "all i haz iz fishkit" moonstar craird wlilth "fishkit iz blu ptorphcy sez fishkit wil sav wurl" omgg sed lolohashtag i cnet baulvuel eiettrt! my kit iz populr "ok" sex moonstr prnfed way "by" moonstr peadded ut ov den sudnly PILLOWFART YELLOED moonstr pad uvr "wut mattr" "EDUWRAD CULLEN IN SWKY! #$%$ #!?#!?"! " YEAOELWL ED PLPOWOUDFART! EDWARD CULLEN!1
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MEGN FUUXXXX END HARRYPUTTRR! edew
hi moonkit098 har i um writni nw chputrr 4 u ok
LOUDUOODUUOO SCREMMIN CUM FRUM WOOKDUES LEAFBOOK FOCOMOE BAKC FRUM DA UFRRCESTTT jleksgjslkfdj gksdjf gsdlkjg l ajl kdf gslkd jflgsdkfgjklsdjk omg OGM SCREMIN HE SCREEMIN "I SUW RANMPBOPAW AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" SCREEMEAD LEAFOPBOOK! AHHHHHHH HHHHH "OMG I SEE RANMBOPAW IN FOURROUZT!12$#%" MOOMIESTAR SCEEMEED! ahHHHHHHHHHH IOOKJOKOKAHYYYYY1! !I CSCSAAVEUUUUUUUU ! " SCREEME MOOONIESATRRRRr!#%$ ! #!# $! # !#m% n# $$#l%km kl #$ k $%engsndfgs DGFS DF GKJSDFHGKD JFGH D LOLOHASHTEG cums ut ov nurysey hopuin 2 se wut goin on she filpp hair wich she lenr furm treespizt hr ol mentre beading um downu treepsotz cum ut ov furset flippin hiz awezum hur "yey" he scvearnemd "i wan see chdrld" suddenly SUNKIT CUM UT FO NURSEYR WIF BEEKIT END BLUEKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! #$%#$ %$ SYAYYYAYAYAYY AYAAY AY A YA "SCREEMED SUNKIT RILYU HUPPY "YAP" I LUV URRRRR BUTTTSS!
SUDNRLEY HEDEWARD CULLEN CUM UT OF WALL WATING THA KITZ YAY FURLLOWEFD BUY... WAIT FUR UT! #$$$$$ MEGAENN FOOXXX! ! ! ! jt laf kgj ldskfj gskd jfgsdkgS FGKJSJDLGSDJFGLKSD JFGLKJDS LKG JS I LOVE MEGEN FOX END HARRY POTTER! YAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY SUDNLY deuy dispoearfded and EWARD CULLIN KISED HARRYPUOTTER ON THA LIPPPPZZZ! MORE KIZZIN HAPPUNED MEGNE FOXY JOIND ALUNG WIF ICEFAIRE OOOMGGGGFG!#$%#^#$% %^werjtgksdj fglh jfl hkgsjdfgSKL DFLSGD GLKSDJ FLGJADF KLGS JLDKF GKJSDFKGJ SLFDGKJSDFLJK GLKSDJFJ KLGSDLK KLDFGKLS AND THN THEY MATTED DID U LIK CHUPTRRRRR? I DIZ
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LOLHASHTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
harykit luk um[p ski "i ded now byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
it haz bin 2 monthz sinxec harykit ronkit ded lolohashtag had mur kitz ldaklled dalkkit rianbowkit end happykit thr waz no eign ov ranbokit or aideye in thoz two muncths almust evry femul in da clen haz ben pregs includin shelfhurt who tokkz caress ov lolohashtags kitz mooniestar stul thinkz treespotz iz only hur met but infact VRY SUNGLY SHEKITCATAPRETINCEC IZ HUS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!k! !:kjjl !i%l! ! l! lhh ! l! ! l l! ! l l$% # $k% #$ ! MOONeglowe stul thinzksx dat treespitz is innantosint so she wokrz vry day 4 him so treespiz haz stepuped duwn frum depy ship end crowned LOLOHASHTAG AZ NEW DEPUDDING EVERYBODY WA SAHEAYOPPY11! EDWARDCULLENKIT CLAPPSED ANED KRLJYAYYAYAYAY`1`! 1EVERY AEAOBODYE ATE POPCURN END FURTED IN MEANTIME LAUHIN EVRYBUDDY HAPPY1!111111111 LOLOHASHTAG HAZ BEN WAUTEIN 4 DIS MOEUNT 4 A VYR LUNG TIM1111! SEH WILL KILL MOONIESTAR END BE CROWNED
MONIESTAR GET ON HIAHVIOHGGEROOCKK END SCREEMDE "ALL KITTIES DAT R ULD ENUF 2 HEAR OUR GRATFUL LEEDUR LEK MEH CUM UNDR HIGHRUCK I HAF SUMTHIN 2 TELL UUUUU!" ALL KITEDZ GET UNDR HIGHRUCK SCARIN ET MOONKITSTAR! #$ MOONIIESTAR SED "I GET PROFEIEZZISS!" MOONSTAR FLIMBED UP RAINBOW STAIRS EVERYBODY GASPED " IT SED DA HASHTAG RAINBOW AID SPOT WULL KILL EVRYBUDDY! #$% #$!$!# % $% " EVYR BUDDY PANICED CRAIGKIT SUDDNLY DIE "I DIE" CRAIFGKIT FELL ON GRUND DED "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH1!111!1111!11111!111!1!111!11!1!11!11!11!$$$34$44$#24#$2#4" EVRY BUDDY PENCIDED SCHOOL BADGED FELL FRUM SKI PILLOFURT PICKED UP 1 END SED
"I GET PROFACI! EEWEEE ALLL R GUNNA DIIII!1!1!1!11!1!1111!111111!11!1!" MED CAT EXLAIMED
ELL PRENTICS WENT MED CET DEN TEKIN ELL CATMINT EATIN IT ALL THEY HIGH NOW KITZ TDREWED PICTUZRZ UN GRUND HUMPING EARHCOTHER!
lolohashtag climadbe up da rainbow stairz "wat iz it lolohashtag u haf 2 tell me sumthin?" ask moonstar suDEENLY LOLOHASHTAG PUSHAIED MOONESTAR OFF DA STARIZ
MOONSIESTAR FLL INTO BPANCICKEING CATZ END DIED IN PROCESS!#$! #$ #$%# $
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THE NEW LADDER
Lolohashtahg padded 2 da moonstone
all da clan was crying beause of da dedness of mOONIESTAAAR. #ew%r^&*()
SHE KISSED THE MOONISTAR STONE GOODNIGHT AND DEN LOLOHASHTAGGY WOCE UP IN A FIELD OF PRETTY FLOWERS IN DA SKY.
"omg lol kawaiiiii!1!" " "#"#' she squealed, and den she got a kick up da arse.
'U ARE NOT THE REAL LADDER!' SCREAMED SOME DEAD THING and den lolhaacheetagh woke up.
BUT LOLOHASHTAG WAS NOW LOLOSTAR! SHE WAS THE REAL LADEAAARRRRRRR! #%^&*()%$^&*! #%^&*(# #%^&* #$%^&*&%# #$%^&*&%#$%^&*&#$%^&*(*^%#$%^&*((*&$%^&#$%^&^#$%^&*(*^%$%^&*(*%^&*()
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loloUUDUUSUETU ASTA TJKSH GSD GH HKRAJKE
moonkit098 hur ashelye wrut da lust chupter
PLLIAfurt waz un iphone5 un twitter sexting "o nu! lolohashtag i meen lolostur haz tuken ofver clen! #lolohashtag #lolostar #regrut #y" he sexted lolohashstur stud un highruk "I LEEDR NUW OBUY ME!"
we inrtuedupt dis prugumn 4 cummershul "buy edward culelen prudectz plz alsu this iz culld edwarud cullen muker! u spry it un a ckit cat or humun end it turnz intu EDWARD CULLENNN1!1 1 4 2345 3 4635L 6K5LK 5004440 PAYMENTZ OF 277777777 DULLERZ!" we nuw returnz 2 da schedulareed prugrumn
fishpaw end bludpaw pudding up 2 lolostur puzhin hur oFF MUKIN HUR DIYYYY!#$ $%^$%&%$^*((^udfgfgsdfgsdfhsfdbhcnvnb cvnb cv nbc vnbc:vlkbdf:lgk s "WE NUVRU WULL FULLOW UUUU!#^&^%*^( tgkjlsdfl kgd ljkgsjkdfglksdfg sdfG SLDFHGSKJ DFGK JSDKFJGSKJG SDJF KJ KEDWARDCULLEN FKSLDGJ LFSKDJGLKJSD LKFG KLDSG"
"AHHHHH! $$" yulled lolhastag but she duanrted DIIIEEE % K# $L % #L $K^ J#$ KL^ S H HHAHHHHH SHE LUSE LIFE SHE RUN WAY!$^%
`moonkit098
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TOILET BANANANANNANANANANS
ASHLU GURL HERE HI
moonistur wok up. she was aliv
"'YUR ALIVEEEE!"!"!"SCREAMEDD BLUDDPPAW.
RAMBOPAW KILLED HIS MAMMY.
THE CLAN EXILED RAMBOPA.W
then MOONISTAR BAND ALL HER HATTERS.
moonclan ass at peuce for mons.
all was good
4 NOOO! #$%
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nurmul dey!
munstur eat moose sudnly CLEN EXPLULLDZ UNTUUU HORUD DICUSSIN! "ur nut veggiturdien! #$%^*)EGHJHFGGGXCXCVN" WHUL CLUN SED! "itz ok becuz dis muuz had leevz in it!" munstur ruplud "ok!" dey wunt buk 2 wurt dey duin. pillafurt waz un hiz iphun5z wutchin twilight end hurryputtur end christianmungle. evurybuudi waz huvin a nurmel duy ut sexyclan, reedin buukz, givin burrhghth, end pleyin on elacitrrionacz, and eetin 2. et waz purty nurmul, evun ufter da evuntz dat hud tuken plurce a few dyz agu.
by moonkit098 plz revuw but duntz flemi! #$%^&**(*&^%R$EFNBHJUJDRFGBFGDGFSERTGFHXGFBG%$^*(&))( flemmin badddd!#$%^
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a tragedie
moonistur padded through da 4est with her warriors. she was deep in taught. DEN SUDDENLALY A squirrel appeared!111
'oh gallly gawsh!' sqooled pillowfart and he run awfter it.
he ran acrss da tunder path and then bam!
dead
blood everywere ew
shadowpool gasped. 'no not my mate'
'...update mychristian mingle plz'
does were his last words.
aa teer fell down shado wwwpoools face 'how dare thy'
hey hope you enjoyed! (tis ashleygurl btW) me and mooni will updte more promises webve been busy as can be with skewl DDD:
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shaduwpolls grif
mi num moonikit im surry if u dunt liek mi stori cuz i cnt rit. beut i promiz 2 get bettur! i lern engrighsth so u cn undr stand me betur. ok? dis chap iz abut shadowpool an pilliafurtie. BTW im nt st4rflurow dats my frend. i promiz, i aluw her 2 use mi charhatcuerts. btw treespootz iz mooniestarz mat :) i hup dat cleerz up stuffs
shadowpool runned uver 2 ded pillowfart ad lie nux 2 him criung relly hurd, she remambared all da the tieumz dey war toggeter. shadowpoolie misszed pillowfart deerly (even dough dey arent toggeter). shadowpoll whaled luuldy "WI PILLOWFART I MIS UUUUU! ERKLDS:KFSAKEWKDKDKL:SSOKDDLDSFSDKSDFDLKSDL:KDSF"
se? i tri 2 lissen 2 u al but itz rly hard. i cnt spel :( i wil kep trin 4 evry buddy! !#
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THE DETH AND LIFE OF PILLOWFURT
dey were about to burry pillowfurt. tears. crying everywhare.
'anyone want to say anything?' moonisturry said.
shadowpoul got up 'um well he was a good mate and uh ya and a god daddy and ya'
'kay lets thro him in the pait'
THERE WAS SILENCE
REDPURPLE THE MED CAT LIFTED UP HER PAWS A D TEHN...
pilliafurtia gots upie end looked aeit evrybuddy "dood jeesus, we dunt fulow hum wee foolo jeezuz we folo starclan!" he sais den gos on christienmongler
mooniester proceded 2 facplm.
richerdkit (he iz criagkits borthr, rembrt him?) sundenly burstsedeed in2 da buriol "GUIZ!~ # LOLOHAS-"
lolohashtag/star sudndly bruk in, grubbing richerdkit by da hed nd RIPIN HIZ HEED OFFFFFFJFLKKJLFKJSDFLGKM!24242424
~moonkit098 i promiz i tri ;(
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da batle
i juss notiad dat we al brock 150 reviowz! EW#ER i hert u al i dank u 4 al da suporat u hv givun mme :) u guiz r da bezt! ill hev n xtra lung chappi 4 u! (btw dis by moonkit098!)
mooniester starud in feer, un shur ov wot 2 do, "treespotti! plz hlp ma!" seh he screemed. shadowpoll waz unsre ov wot 2 do, "hurruy pillowfart! run way! aideye an lolostar r bk! run! i c sum roguse 2! hurruy!" shadowpool screemed but onace she did... aideye runned up behinad her end pused hur 2 da groudn! "SHADOWPOOL NO!%$^&*(" pillowfart criead, "PLZ NO!" he cuntinuad. aideyes spaeared hur lief 4 a mommunt, 2 alow dem 2 hv lastties omentz. "goodbye pillowfart..." seh sed... teerz rulin doen hr fec "i wall c u in... sterryclen.". pillowfart waz nut heppy "NUUUUUUUUUUUU!" aideye slit hiz reely lung clawz thro shadowpoolz blak furr cout duwn in2 hur skin... 2 her neck. she ded now.
"wi shadowpool... ill miz u..." pillowfart creis, blu kawai teerz scrullin down hur feac. he ren in2 furest, az fur az he culd go, 2 da rivr outsed ov campu. he starr at refleccty tion.
mooniestar triez herd 2 figt buth lolostar/hashtag awy alung wif aideye, but she iz loozin... hr helth waz nut gud, she bout ded wen... REDPOIPLE JUMMPY INFRUNT OV HUR, DEDIN INSTED. "NO! DADI!" moonster screemed. "protoct ur cmp... im prudd ov u... but i med a misteak... i let u leAOOOHHHHH! AHHHH-" redporplez leif waz cut shurt wen rambopaw (lolostar nuw mad hur a worrior, her nam iz rainbowclowd) jummpied on redporpolz bak makin blud cum out ov hiz moth "bie... my gurly"
"da...ddy..." mooniester stutterd. she den ranny bak 2 cmp, sein hur clanmootz dey wor al fiting "MOMMI NO!" mooniester suw hur momiez ded bodi infrunt ov hur, blud comin out ov hur eys "momi... EVURIBUDDYRETRET! 2DA RIVUR!"
~moonkit098
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annoseder terrbal tragedy
..dey all ran to the river. everyone was in panic
"PILLOWFART COME ON!" Yelled moonistar.
"we have to get Shadowpool!" he crid. "she was da only one who excepted me..."
treespootz flicked his hair. "we gotta go." and he pickd up pillowfurt who was cring and brahht him to da river.
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dey all arrived at the river. but two cats were misssing...
Shelfpaw and Selfiekit!
"WHERES KITS MY KITS!" YELLED PHOTOBOMB.
And then they saw it.
they saw...
THEY SAW...
aideye with a ded shelfpaw in his jaws and lolostar had selfiekit in her jaqws.
PHOTOBOMB CRIED AND LOOKED AT MOONISTAR. "WHY! YU... YOURE A TERRBAL LEADEER!"
-Ashleygurl :''(((
such a sad chapter, sozso. :c
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desstini rveald
hi guiz moonkit098 huer alsheygurl69 wrute da lest chappi :) i write dis 1.
mooniestar waz rely clos da crin, she den relize... meybe she wastn a good leeder aftur al? al she try...
"im..." seh grited hur teeth. sudenly aideye leped foard at mooniester, yowlinging in angiryer. mooniester steppie bak, and aideye hiet Pillowfart first, lanchin hiz iphune in2 da watur, "NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" pillowfart screemd, he den wenty besterk, leeping at aideye an pushin him to da grund, "I AVENGU MI SHADOWPOOL! AND IPHUNE." pillowfart sleshed clewz at aideye, hitin him evuryware.
mooniester watced in horar, shivoring, aideye blud evury wore, on da grund, on pillowfart, and... mooniester coulda sworn she saw... shadowpool acruss da watur... but she did duble tauk, end didnt c anyding. moonster cries out, leepz forwurd, end pushez pilliafart off ov allmozt ded aideye, "BROTHUR! I WUNNT LOOS U TOO! I CNT... I CANT!" moonster stendz ovur aideye, a ruther fugly lookin aideye, bludd everywor. "waiut... wot?" aideye lukz mooniester in da eyez, "i thut... u hate... me..." aideye sterts cryin blud(his teer duck iz mess up). "i dunt hat u, da rest of da clan might but... ur my brothur... i cent hhate u... becuz ill alwaiz luv u, even if u r meen, ill stll... ill.. still treet u lik an oldur sis..." (moonstar is about 5 secendz oldur den him.) tearz ov sadnuess rull down hur faec and on aideye's. "ill giv u da nam u need, brother..."
"catz ov sterclen, i herby nam my brothur... eclispefire!" moonstar yelz into da sterz, aideye- i meen eclipesfire luks moonster in the eyez onse she luuks bak down, "i lov u sis... good bye..."
eclipesfires eyez clos... an he gos limp under mooniestar, "I... love you too."
moonster didnt undr stan... did sh...
katz arund hur gaspy. moonster lukz up frum hur ded brothurz budy.
"I understand what my destiny is now." monister ses.
moonkit098
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nu bludpew
Ashleygirl69 is still in bed, therefor I write the next chapter. Cuz I be inpatient. Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentleman.
Moonstar's paws shook in fear. Finally understanding what her destiny was, after all this time has past. Her eyes looked around at the other cats, spray painted by two-legs. Pillowfart, a pink spray painted cat with bright, sky blue stripes, shook in fear. Probably because his twoleg device was launched out of his paws and into the rushing river. It was understandable what he did to Eclipsefire, after all, he did kill his mate. And his iPhone. Lolostar padded over to Moonstar and laughed, "wekinling u suc!" Lolostar screamed, almost in a different language. Probably, for all Moonstar knows.
The cats of Sexyclan (oh god why.) have learned quite a bit from twolegs, since three teenagers have moved so close to camp. Spotstar had plans to move the camp, after over half of them got spray painted, but ended up getting shot. In the middle of camp. The deputy couldn't handle such a thing and leaped off the rock. Putting a just born, small kit into leadership. How did Moonstar do so much while only being probably like, a moon old? Who knows.
Anyway, the cats here decided to name their kits after Harry Potter, Twilight, after some twolegs stuff got left here, such as three iPhones (Yeah, can you imagine the fact that Pillowfart still has more iPhones? Christ.), an iPad, Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone, and for whatever reason, they left the ugliest book of them all...
Twilight.
Anyway, back to the story.
Moonstar stared Lolostar/hashtag in the eyes, teeth bared, "Get out of my territory," she growled. Lolostar responded harshly, snapping her teeth like a rabid dog. Moonstar reached up a paw, slashing her claw against Lolostar's mouth.
Lolostar, of course, started crying and throwing a tantrum. She ran off into the woods. Rainbowcloud leaped at Moonstar, pushing her to the cold ground. Moonstar yowled in surprise. Sadly, Moonstar doesn't really know how to battle, being made a leader immediately.
Rainbowcloud slashed claws at Moonstar, angry about how she was neglected for having the wrong colors of the rainbow in her pelt. Yep.
Red, orange, green, yellow, blue, indigo, violet. Yep, because it was in the wrong order. Moonstar kicked her back paws angrily. Bloodpaw leaped forward, knocking Rainbowcloud and himself in the rushing river. Rainbowcloud let out a loud scream of agony and pain, crying, "HERLDP MEH BROTUR!" They both flailed in the water, rushing down the river. Bloodpaw's body was unseen, under the water. Rainbowcloud was trying to use his body to climb onto the shore. Although, this failed, since the water is too high. Rainbowcloud screamed as Bloodpaw's head emerged from the water. Moonstar raced along the shore, trying hard to grab Bloodpaw, but got a scratch from Rainbowcloud everytime she tried, "I TK BLUDPAW WIFF ME!RWJKLSATGM" Moonstar then saw both of them go under water.
And thus, the apprentice and warrior were never seen again.
Anyway, time to explain a few things. The spray painting thing. "If the older cats are spray painted, why are the younger cats/kits"? They have normal colors when they pop out, but soon after, like really soon, the twolegs come to spray paint them. Many cats have died from this, by the way. Some kits are hidden before they're sadly spray painted, such as Bloodpaw, Shelfpaw, and Selfiekit. (Bloodpaw was a black cat, Shelfpaw was a brown color, and Selfiekit was a russet colored cat.) Why are their eyes incredibly weird? Dunno c:.
Back to the story~
"Bloodpaw! Rainbowpaw!" Moonstar screamed in agony, crying. Tears rolled down her matted, pink spotted fur. She was losing... everyone around her.
Her ears pinned against her head as she looked at her messed up clan. Pillowfart was already on his other, spare iPhone.
Moonkit098 c i tel u git betur :)
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doodroop n spurturdfung
Moonstar's eyes were filled with tears. Her whole body was shaking and her claws sunk deep into the soft ground. She looked at the river, hoping to find some proof of either of her kit's being alive. Even though she has neglected her son, Rainbowcloud, she still cared about him, just not as much as Bloodpaw.
You see, Bloodpaw was much more talented than her brother, which is why Moonstar favoured her over her sibling. As kits, Bloodpaw and Rainbowcloud were best friends, however, when the two became apprentices, Rainbowcloud began to notice how much praise her sister was getting. Bloodpaw would catch a large hare and Rainbowcloud would catch a small morsel. Eventually, Rainbowcloud got sick of it and confronted her sister. The two weren't quite the same after that, and then the whole incident with Lolostar happened. So Rainbowcloud left to join Lolostar's Clan and there she received her Warrior name: Rainbowcloud.
Minutes passed, and Moonstar continued to stare in the rushing water. The she-cat would of jumped into the river, but she had no ability to swim and would most likely drown, even if she was given nine lives by StarClan.
There was a silence. However, Treespots broke this silence.
"moonistur-senpai," he said, flipping his oh, so kawaii desu hair, "dey b ded 5evs get ova et"
Moonstar turned her head around fiercely, and shot her mate a terrifying tom. "Those were your kits!" She hissed. "And you show no remorse? All you say is that they're dead?! At least show some respect for your kits."
Every cat was now looking at Moonstar (even Pillowfart had dropped his iPhone).
Treespots opened his mouth to speak, but the tom couldn't find words. He stomped back towards the Clan and began to complain under his breath.
Yet again, there was another long silence, but this time, Moonstar broke it.
"Cats of my Clan," Moonstar meowed. "Bloodpaw was an honourable cat and Starclan honoured your courage and kindness. However, it is a shame she never became a Warrior, which is why I ask my ancestors to look down on her, wherever she may be, and now be known as Dewdrop."
The cats of her Clan began to chant; "DOODROOP!"
Once the chanting had come to a close, Moonstar spoke again, "Rainbowpaw, may have betrayed us and I may of neglected him, but he was brilliant at fighting, and I should of at least recognised him for that. Like Dewdrop, Rainbowpaw never became a Warrior, not that I know of anyway. StarClan honoured his skill in battle and strength. Which is why I ask my ancestors to look down on him, wherever he may be and now be known as Spottedfang!"
And the cats began to chant again, "SPURRTTURDFURNG!"
Moonstar had not much more to say. Things were going to change in SexyClan. Especially the name of it, like goodness gracious why would you call a Clan SexyClan? Anyway, once they got back to camp, things were going to change, and for the better.
-Ashleygurl Hope you enjoyed! :) criesthischapterissososososad
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50 shoods
hoy mooonkiuin yygyt rigt HEER :)))))))F AJSDFSDFJASRFHIASDFKFHKL AS HAHAAHHA U DONUT I GONE, HA I HEERE NOW :] OK SO I WAZ GUING THREW COLLEGE ADD I HAD GO DOCTUR. I BACK :] i got mi sistur 2 riht da lazt 2 cheapers!
mooniestar stood on rocky that name wuz tekkun by there big rock "EERY BUDDY IN CAMP PLZ COME UNDUR ROCK OK?" kattiez poored out frum ut frum frum imders rocks and treez, pillowfart waz on his PHONE!? WHAR DID HE GETZ THATTIES? OMG OMG OMG! I WONDUR!?
mabee gost frum shadowpool?
bloodpew happooly walrtz out of rock camp and heald 1 cubra snek. treespoot stud bi anuffer fe mule and nuxxld intu hur fur
moonstar wundered y he waz doing that butt her mihnd wunhderradfsfdsa. "Ok i wantud 2 tell u all wehre BK UN BEES NESS!"
DA HOLE CLANNY WANT WULD! "YAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY"
"OK NUW DAT DAT IZ DUN AN OVUR WIFF!" moonstur yeelllyed, "ok... 50 SHUDEZ OV CATZ R COMMING OUT!"
the catz went qiuet "watz dat?" bloodpaw saideded.
"OMG OMG OMG SUM1 GET BLOODPAWW OUT!" Everyone waz lik freekin out! probulbyl cuz bloodpaw was kit and that bad.
dey pooshed bloodpaw back in clan den, "ok so... lek... anyting elf?" moonstar seded ed ed "can u mak me baby apprenstiff" sed da new kit, noicekit sed.
monglowe "ok zo noicekit ur noicepaw now"
"noice"
diz is...! im gonna updte moore! sissy didnot wunt da riht knew cappters. ok zo im gonna update evruy dey! frum moonkit098
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70 shoodies
bllod paw was very sadat not being able to see 70 shaodes ofpillowfart with the rest of her clan .she heard te h movie ad good and wanted to seebadly but sh ws ft at camp with castszs who didnt want to see it and apprenticedsd and thenthe kittrnenens
she was eating mouceeeee saidly whan she saw canew aprNEHW8GY4E7VFYBHJNKNTIce noicepawl tere Like hi im noicepaw hello bloodpaw
sudeedenl a lllama strolled through camp and pillowfart chased aftri it
lol boring chapter b being o long since a chapter was writ, butnxt chpter byy m nd mooni will be the best!
-ashey :)ent here...
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3 knew cat
welcom peesunts i deciedd 2 ansur some kwestyons! ok so u we're wonduring why da tittle and dehcripton were spell writ? well dats cuz i used somthin calud 'spellchek' u guyz shuld use it its pretti good :) oh an aother thing 'Stuffed Watermelon' y dunt u fix ur attitud?
bloodypaw stood infrunt of lama lama died 'wHAT?" PILLIEAFURT YELLEDED! "i kill lama cuz lama equl bad!" blood reesponded "oh reely? ok im gonna hunt" and dat is wat he did. moonstar jumpped off rocky end sat in camp. she desided 2 met new cat! she walkeded up 2 queen nest end look in she saw two cats, woo she the remember name of three cat there. 1 male, 3 fenukes. male was call soulclaw, he was blak cat wihh two stripe on head. 1 ear chip, it was right one. the one female was called cherrypelt, she has greysh ponk pelt wihh derk red taabby strippes errywere. the udder 2 femalz where called blossomblast, woo waz black wif tree pink dots udder eyeboll and udder was call bigheart cuz she had big heart :) auffurs note: big hert out 2 peeple who like dis storry :) thx
mooniestar talk 2 bloososmblast "when kit come?" she ask genuanlee "rIGHT BOOOOOWNOWNOWO!" BLSOOMBLOOST REPLOOED AS KITS EXPOODED OUT OF BUTTHOLE, SPLATTIN ON WALL BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
mooniestar laffed "guss that youre name! hah! haha!" bloososmblast luked sad mad, she cry lots "my babbies"
da tom was in shook.
mooniestar laffed! "seew you a rund, bloososmblk!"
do you lick captur? it waz long :)
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gafferubg
moonkit089 here agin :) im rihhting dis on my ipood meeny. its hard 2 rihht.
moonstar wlked utp 2 bloodpaw "ok, bloodpaw thar iz somefin i haf 2 tel ummm, u." moonstar seded smil cum on fec, "oh no am i in truble agin? i sweer pillowfart pooped in the queenz nest!" blodpaw reespunded with urtein unuteinty, "nono, i kno dat wax pillowfartio, itz ok. k wat im tlkin bout is basoocly dis. R u gunna go 2 walmart with us?"
"OMOGMG YES KAWAII DESU MOONSTAR IVE ALWEYS WATTED 2 GU TU DA GAFFERING!" blodpaw sed. in the sexyclans recycle bin.
moonstar similed, "i glad u what 2 go, dew u what 3 go wiff da hole clen?" "yus dats geunosity! wat abut badclan end nightclan end sunnyballclan?" sad blodpaw haolpily
"its a gaffering! all da clan go 2 gaffering!" moonstarry sed, "oh" sed bloodpaw
wole clen going 2 walmart next chappi e! be reddy! its guing to be suuuuuupr lung!
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a lung paff
heer gaffering eppisoda
mooniestur stud at end ov cemp "ok guize! rry1 reddy 2 go!?" mooniestar sed kawaiily. treespot run up wif bludpaw noicepaw fishpaw soulclaw cheripelt pillowfart & lastuly da 1 bootyful most of all... nightsakura-senpai. moonstar thot dat nightsakura-senpai waz da most bootyful male she ever see, bipass treespoot! amaze riht? ull be seeining mor l8r! da cats stud by treespootz, all line up 4 gaffering! "wait... were sweetcreem?" mooonsta look 4 hr auffer not: remumbr sweetkit? she sweetcreem, sweetcreem and thundrgaze r shadowpollz kitz
sweetcreem run out frum den, "srry! sleepin aftur l8 night on iphone!"
pillowfart smilied "i hve tot u well! letz go!"
dey left da cemp, walkin a lung path, "okay! we almust dar" moonstar exclammed, she waz ahed ov da pack, ov cats becuz she was col, niec, and waz leeder.
bloodpaw and noicepaw and fishpaw weere talking at da bk "ok! dis iz exxiting! i hurd a lut bout gafferingz, i hurd dey pley magik da gaffering! i heer dat dar iz a lut of beer an stuffs! nut jus dat... dat iz werd. uh... teefbrush 4 toolegs!" bloodpaw sed ecitedly! "speekin ov toolegs, moonsiestar, wat but toolegs?" sed sweetcreem, lookin up frum iphone. moonster repleed, "dunt worry! tweennty 4 howur sven dey! it 5 am hooman time dat meen no 1 dere! all cat, frum evry clen!" bloodpaw nod, "ok i c!" noicepaw only sed... "noice" agin, weerd, wundr wat refuranc dat iz? aniwai, dey welk lung paff, almust dere cros rivr fh hs omg itz in a distoonse!
sweetcreem nuzzle nightsakura-senpai, "ur so kawaii... im jealiousy!" sweetcreem breethed in2 nightsakura-senpai fur, "ugh get ov pleez im not dat cuut..." nightsakura-senpai mowed, sweetcreem getz ov nightsakura-senpai end wlkz, lukin at her iphone wiff pilliowfart
moonstar moowed, "WEER HEER!" exclammed mooniester az she ren in da b ig b lue walmart woah preti... noricepaw run after in an so di prentici end worriors, but nightsakura-senpai went lazt cuz he was sooper kawaii...