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Allegiances
Thnudrcaln
Firsrat- bigg ornage tom
Brabmelcawl- brown tom wif gen is
Swawcut: med cat
Hachfoot: blac an wit tom
Sugerrack: wit girl she is smal
Wawerrock; blac cat wit ornag is
Pruplegirl: prple girl
Orerwatts: pink wit ink is
duckdrga: uggli yelo tom wit draggi fot
dRagnoclwa: big ca wif bigg calws
melowiskr; has bigg wiscers
APERNTECIS
wilerpaw; smal an PIG PAS
blanktpaw; wats blankthed fur nam
furpaw; balc
talcpaw; luks lik a rok
QUENS
wingshin; has wenks an fethers
jumPsong; jumps
bUnyyhop; blac wit buny ers
KITTZ
Sunshinekit: PRETY golden kit wif rainbow is that tur blu an gren an pink an pruepl mom: wingshine dad: Otterwatr
je||okit:chaks al tim dta y he cal jelokitt mom; buyhoppp da; waterroc
ELDRES
snaplik; rude edler ony liks Sunshinkit cuz EVY1 dos
ziterbit; blac brow is
Junkheep: yelo
wnidcnal
evilstar- evil
fishdunk- depudy
dranktinkle- yelo
WARIOS
Docstuff; rogue
Mangfur- haz furr faly owt
glumdrip- borrig ugli old tum neds 2 go 2 edlers
dedsquirl- luks lik a ded squirl
molehil- brok al lugs in moleehil
PRENTISES
blackpa- blak
whitepw- wite
quens
darkdark- balc
kitts
ugikit- ugli
frogkit- gren
rivecanl
fishstar- blu ct wit grn is
fishlep- duppudy
fishdeth- med ct
WRAIO
fispump- blu tum
fihdruk- blu gurl
fishfal- blue boi
GUENS
fishbreth- blu quen stinks
KITs
fishkit- blu kit
fishkit- blu kit
fishkit- blu kit
edlers
fishstinc- stinky blu tom
fishguts- stinky blu tom
shadwcanl
shaesrat- leddear
ratguts- depudding
dralwcawl- med cat
WARIROS
funkycat- funkjy
hotstuff- hot tom
epicdude- epic tom
princestiara- ugli gurrl
winkikidd- neat chow
APURNTIECS
beuatiflupaw- ugli shecat
collpaw- cool tum
QUENS
rowdyhypr- hipr quen
KITTTTTS
toadkit- ugli kit
Crackit- weird kit
PROLUGUE
IN STRCALN EVYONIE WUZ TAKIN ABOT A PROPECY IT WAS
THE BLAK WIND WIL CUM AN SCATTR TH CALN BUT TE SUNSHINE WIL DRIV IT AWA
BLUESTRA SED IT MUS B SUNSHINEKIT!11111111 SE WUZ JUS BORRN AN EVEY1 SED YEAH AN MEANWHILE!111111111111
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Chapter 1
THISS IZ MI FERST FANFICC SO PLZ B NIC!111111111111111111111111 NO FLAMERZ
it wuz moring nd Snusinheskit wz opnig hr prtty blu d gren an pik is.
"SUHISNETIK UR IS R SOOOOO PRETY!1111111111111" her mom sed.
and hr dad comed in an sed "SNUSHIENKTI U R SOOOOOOO PRTY UR EVEN PRTETYER DEN YOR MA!111111111111111!"
an hr mom didunt mid becuz se nu it wuz TRU!1111111111111
Sujnhinekit wnet owtside an FIRSTRA sed "SUSHIENKIT YU R SO PRETY CAN I B UR MAT?/?/?/'
ad Sumshibekit sed "sur!
bet al de boiz wantd 2 b hr mat 2 so dey JUPED ONN FRESRAT A SKILD IM!1111
but Snusinheitk sd NO DOT ans the boyz stopd and it wuz 2 lat an fersatr wuz ded
. an sunshientiki sed "IN ONUR O DE NEBLO LEDDAR WE LAST 2DA I NAM DIS CAN FIRCNAL!1
and evyone cherd becuz tha nu i wuz ad hat they skild Firsart ad fey loovd Sunshiekit becuz she was so prety.
"SNUSHIENKIT U HAF TO B AR LADDER! yelld Barmblelawc.
NO sed Sunsinehkit an evy1 gaspd "GASP!1"
i haf 2 b the depuddy firt! sed snuSinhekit.
OH YEAH yeld Brambalcawl/ "EVEY1 HERE, SHUNHINEKIT I MAI DEPUDDY!
and evy1 cheerd. since she sooooo prety,
Suhnishnekit gts hr warior nam and the ladear den!11 Sunhsinesktis, u r now SUNSHIBEYTGITLLER!
and evyiene cherd becuz ta looooooovd Sunsinhegitller and se wuz so prtty.
an den Snushinegitltter wnet 2 hr den a fel aslEep and bRamlelaw sed MORO I ILL GT MI LEDDAR NAM AN 9 LIFS UT NOTT 2DA CUZ SNUHINEGLITTR NEDS 2 RET!
and evry1 chrd ad wnet 2 bd an Brabletars slep n de wrarios dne btu non crd bcuz Snuusinheglittr wuz so prttty
WUT NO1 SEED WUZ A BIG BLAC KATT AT TH TOP O THE CAM A HE SAWD SNUSUNGLTTHINTTER!
DU U LIK MI STORY? REVEW NO FLAMS PLZ
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Chapter 2
THISS IZ MI FERST FANFICC SO PLZ B NIC!111111111111111111111111 NO FLAMERZ
it wuz moring nd Snusinheskit wz opnig hr prtty blu d gren an pik is.
"SUHISNETIK UR IS R SOOOOO PRETY!1111111111111" her mom sed.
and hr dad comed in an sed "SNUSHIENKTI U R SOOOOOOO PRTY UR EVEN PRTETYER DEN YOR MA!111111111111111!"
an hr mom didunt mid becuz se nu it wuz TRU!1111111111111
Sujnhinekit wnet owtside an FIRSTRA sed "SUSHIENKIT YU R SO PRETY CAN I B UR MAT?/?/?/'
ad Sumshibekit sed "sur!
bet al de boiz wantd 2 b hr mat 2 so dey JUPED ONN FRESRAT A SKILD IM!1111
but Snusinheitk sd NO DOT ans the boyz stopd and it wuz 2 lat an fersatr wuz ded
. an sunshientiki sed "IN ONUR O DE NEBLO LEDDAR WE LAST 2DA I NAM DIS CAN FIRCNAL!1
and evyone cherd becuz tha nu i wuz ad hat they skild Firsart ad fey loovd Sunshiekit becuz she was so prety.
"SNUSHIENKIT U HAF TO B AR LADDER! yelld Barmblelawc.
NO sed Sunsinehkit an evy1 gaspd "GASP!1"
i haf 2 b the depuddy firt! sed snuSinhekit.
OH YEAH yeld Brambalcawl/ "EVEY1 HERE, SHUNHINEKIT I MAI DEPUDDY!
and evy1 cheerd. since she sooooo prety,
Suhnishnekit gts hr warior nam and the ladear den!11 Sunhsinesktis, u r now SUNSHIBEYTGITLLER!
and evyiene cherd becuz ta looooooovd Sunsinhegitller and se wuz so prtty.
an den Snushinegitltter wnet 2 hr den a fel aslEep and bRamlelaw sed MORO I ILL GT MI LEDDAR NAM AN 9 LIFS UT NOTT 2DA CUZ SNUHINEGLITTR NEDS 2 RET!
and evry1 chrd ad wnet 2 bd an Brabletars slep n de wrarios dne btu non crd bcuz Snuusinheglittr wuz so prttty
WUT NO1 SEED WUZ A BIG BLAC KATT AT TH TOP O THE CAM A HE SAWD SNUSUNGLTTHINTTER!
DU U LIK MI STORY? REVEW NO FLAMS PLZ
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Chapter 3
HI PPL SUM UF U WER RLLY MEEN N YOR REVEWS ND I LMOS DDNT PST TIS CHAPR SO PLZ B NIC!1111111111111111 THNX HOPELIGHTCUTNESS FUR BEIN MY ONY NIC REVEWER!1111111111111111
t wuz nxt da nd Snushiengitllr wokd up an Brmbleacalw sed "SUNSINHEGITTLER, TIM FO 9 LIFS BABE!111"
Ad Suhnishiengtilerr sned "Yayz i fogott" a Brablmmecawl sed "eltss go i suposd 2 tak med kitt bt i don ned im so gt ur erbs an we kin GO!1"
Sshsunshinpa sed yayz" nd sh runnd 2 th med denn 2 c Sacutt. Sawtuc sed, "Sushienskitt ur kawaii wanna haf mi kitts?/?"
Shsunsingitlerr sedd "IZ DEPUDDY I CUNT" bu Sawctucc sed "not wif med cutts!1111' so zshunusingitllre sed ya sur whtevs an dey had dere kitts.
Beamndblecalw sed "YO SUNY WUTS KEPIN U!1111' an SUnsuhsinegitltler sed "I JUS HADD KITSSSSSS11111!1" an sledd "SUNNYY DAS COL R DA MIN?;'' an Sunhsinegikttller sed "YEAH!11111111" evn tho tha wernt cuz med cutss rnt supodd 2 hf kitts so itw ass ok.
BREAmbve;lcalkw sed "LUTS NAM EM" so SUnshinegitltler sed YA. ther wuz 1 gren it, 2 purplee kitts, 1 blukit, nd 1 goldn kit lik sunshiengitller. th goldn kiktt wuz the prttyest. OK the gren kit iz grinhkit, th 1st purpl kittt fichkitt, 2nd pksdeoi kitt purpleoidkit, te blu kittt z crepkiit, nd gold 1 STARkid. BRalb;lenkfal;c sed "I LIKS STRKTT BES" ME 2 sed SUunsginegitler. "SHEES SPESHAL!111111111" AND DEN SRATKIDT STRTD GLONG!1111111111111111
HOW DO U LIK IT?/?/? NO FLMAES
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Chapter 4
HI PPLZ NEXT CHAPPIE! WolfXHope4Evah WINS THE KIT! HOPEKIT WIL B UP AROWD THE 7TH CHAPTR!1111111111111111
AN DEY WUZ FITING REL HARRD AN DEN ALFUSUDN SUNSHINESLITTER WUZ SPARKIN AD GLONG!
''!" aked brambELcalw
and then, starz fel on BRAnVeldlcaw AND HE WUZ SKILD!
den STarcaln cam 2 th MOorock.
"SUNSHINEGITLTER," cald Blustar.
"BARMBLERAT WUZZ EVUL ND HE DESRVD 2 DI. SOO NO U R FIERCLNS ONY HOP!'
"WAT?/?'' gaspd SUNhinegitller.
"U R DESTIND 2 SAF TH CALNS. U NED UR 9 LIFS ND UR NAM NO. I IZ FIRT!
blusrat tushd hr nos an sed "SUNSHIENGITLER, U R A REL ASUM CATT. I GIF U DIS LIF FUR EPCICNSS."
SUNShinefittler fel POWER. she fel lik sh wuz stndin on a clif lokin owt ovr th worl nd she wuz the epicces peersno in itt!
SUNSEHINEGLTITRE SAWD PINSTAR CUM. OMG she ommd HOO R U?/
"I IZ PINSTAR he pind. UR PRTTY ND I GIF U NOTHR LIF FUR PRTTINES.
"I M GURRLSTAR ND I GIF U A LIF FUR ATTRACING BOIZ."
"I M BATTLESTAR ND I GIF U A LIF FUR WINING BATLES"
"I M POERSRTA ND I GIF U A LIF FUR ASUM POER"
"I M GYMSRAT ND I GIF U A LIF FUR BENG SUPR FLEXBLE"
"I M KIT^SARE ND I GIF U A LIF FUR HAVIN KITTS"
"I M HUBNTSTAR ND I GIF U A LIF FUR HUNTING"
AND DEN AL DE STARCALN CATTS GAN 2 TAK! DEN DEY JUMP BAK ND SUNHINEYGLITER SAWDD... A LIEN!
NXT CHAPTR UP SUN! B NIC! NO FLAMS
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Chapter 5
HI PPLZ!11 YAYZ NXT CHAPPIE ALREDY! BUT SUM OF U WER BEIN REEL MEN SO I LMOST DINT DO DIS ONE :'( AND ELECTRICBLAZE UR USERNAM KILS MY BRAIN CELLS JUST AS MUCH AS MY STORY KILLS YOURS!
"GASP!111" gaspd SUnshinegiltler. "LIEN!111111"
NO stroemnd th lien. I M THNUDRATS. }:O
"OMG!111111"
YES, SUNSHEINEGTILERLTT steomaad THduerncstaer. U HAF A SPESHAL DESTINEE
"OMG WAT?/?/?/" gapsd SUnshienglitter
U HAF 2 SAF TH CALNS FROM WNIDCNAL, stajolmd Thundersarts. EVULSRAT IZ TRANIN IN DE DARCK FEROST.
'OMG WAT WIL WE DO?!/?/?1/1/1" Winnded Sunshieneg5otielr.
U MUSS SAF AL TE CALNS EVN STRACALN BUT U MA HAF 2 DI!11 stomeandsv Thudnersart.
"OMG KIN I THUNK ABOT IT?/?" wippld SINshiengitlwhastar
SHORE BUT U NED 2 HUREE stroemna Thdsuerntar.
'hmm, if i saf th canlns, i mite di!' thot SUnegsinegot5leirpaw 'but if i dont, te calns wil di!'
she lukd arownd sarrtclasn. all te catts wer begin hr 2 saf dem. in te shot tim se new the, thy alreyd seemd lik ol frends.
'hou wil i chose?/' thot SUenhsinegliter. 'i cant let mi frends di!'
se lukd at THDUernsart. evn h lukd lik he wuz begin n hr.
'i no wut i haf 2 do' se thot.
"THUnderstrat" she sed
YES, sed rthuenrd star.
"I KENT SAF TE CALNS WIF ONY 8 LIFS!" sh sed smilin.
Thduienrtrats smild. I NEW U WUD he sed.
I M THDUENRSTAR ND I GIF U A LIF FUR KINDNES, he strromwd.
UR NEW NAM IS SUNSHINESTAR! RIZ, SAVEOR OF TE CALNS
SUnshinestar stud up. "I WIL SAF TEH CLNAS!11111111111" se anownsd.
BUT DEN TIGEERATS WAKD IN! HE SED "SUNSHINESTAR U R MIN!111111111111111111111"
OWNO! TIGERAST IS TRING TO GT SUNSINESTRA!111 WAT WIL HAPEN!11111111111111111
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Chapter 6
SINS ELECTRICBLAZE AND GENTLEHEART WER SO MEEN (GENTLEHEART UR USERNAM DOSNT FIT U AT AL) I M POSTNG THEY REVEWS!11
Electricblaze 5/18/13 . chapter 1
They were right! This really does kill your brain cells
Gentleheart 5/18/13 . chapter 1
If you don't want flames then stop typing like a preschooler! No wait, worse than a preschooler!
U R RELY RELY MEN DONT DO THISS IF U WAN 2 FLAM GO SUMWER ELS IF U DONT LIK THIS STORE DONT RED IT!1111
OH NOES gapsd Blusrat.
"YEAH!1111111111" lafd Tigeesrat.
nd he GRABD SUNSHINESTAR AND RUNND AWA WIF HR!1111111111111111111111
"NO U CANT DO DIS" crid Sunshienstra.
"HEHEHE YS I CUN"m lafd TIgeestar. "I LUFF U
"DEN Y DIDNT U JUT SA SO?/' gasps SUnshinedtsra.
Tiegestar pusts hr dow nd ses "WIL U HAF MAI KITUS?/"
SUnshinestarb sud "wel i had Sawcuts kits" but Tigeestar sed "BUT UR SPESHAL!"
an Sunshinestrra sed, "ONY IF U DONT EET MEET CUZ THHNDUERSRAT SED I CANT SKIL ANI MOR ANMALS THa ARNT DOIN ANITHEENG RONG!1111111"
Tigeestra sed, "shore so THEY MARRID!1111
alofasudn, SUNhsiensrta sed, "WAT I THUNK ME KITTUS R COMIN! nd Tigeestra sed BADHART GET OVA HER!1111111111 nd a Dark FOrest med cutt runnd ovr an sed OK SUNSHIHNESTAR UR DOIN FIN nd SHE HAD HER ITTTTTTtS!111111 OK sed Tigeestra. now the yelo one is Sunkit. AND THE PINK ONE IS LOVKIT sed SUNshienpa.m Tigeerat sed, 'and the kawaii one with rainbow eyes is Hopekit!11111'' yayz i lov thoz nams sed SUnhsinestar
now u haff to go bak 2 da wurld, sed Tigeestar. Dont' eet meet!111111111
OK bi sed Sunshinestar and she wokd up with Sunkit and LOvkit and Hopekit and Starkit. and ALL OF A SUDEN EVULRATS AND WNIDCLNA WUZ DER!111 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHHA horked Evulstrra and he trid 2 grab Sunshinestra bu he skild Sunkit nd Lobvekit insted!111 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO sparkld Sunshinestar
OH NOES SUNKIT AN LOVKIT R DED AN EVULSRTA HAS SUNSHIENSRAT AND HOPEKIT AN STRAKIT! !11111111111 WUT WIL HAPN? NO FLAMES
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Chapter 7
HI PPLZ THNX 2 SPARKLEPOPXX 4 BEIN MI ONEE NIS REVEWR! NO FLAMERZ STOP U #^*% #$^#%$
nD Sunshienstraty wuz hidin behin a rok an STartstitkotpaw nd HPOPEoepeuokit wuss 2 nd he grould at EV ularea/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA lafd EVulatsrea. U CNT EXKAP ME!11
JUS DEN TIGEERATS JUMPD DOUN!11111111 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111111111" he yelod an he HIT Eveuklatrs hard!
"ACK horkd EVulstar an he chokd. BUT JUT DEN HE GRABD TIGEERATS AROWND DE NEK AN THRU HIM IN2 A TRE!1 TIGEEESTRA WUZ DED!1111
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo walled Sunshienstar and she JUMPD on Evulstrra!
"gasp" he GAPSED nd e WUZ LIK SUNY, GURL WUTS GOTN IN2 YA?/''
AN SUNSHIHNEHHRATS WUZ LIKK DUD WTH OBVEUSLE U R MAKIN ME MADD!111111111111111111111 AN SHE JUMPD ON IM!111
butt EViulatrs sed "GURL UR NOTT GUNA GET AWA DAT EZ!1 ad he sed "NOWZ!11111111''
an Wndidclna comd owt ad grabd hpoekit an Startick ad rund awa wif dm!1111111111 ad EVularts sed DA GOTTS UR KITTUS NOW I GTT U!11 ad he cot hr in u nett!111
"NOW I HAF U!11111111111 he yl;epoiuhudskhjdsnyfp9kjwe8ofsadf..etqw. aD he GURBD th nett an DRGGD HR AWA 2 WNIDGCKLAN CMPA!
OH NOES WUT WIL HAPN NESTT?/ ONY 1 WA 2 FIN OWT- REVW REVW RVEW!11111
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Chapter 8
HAY LOIAL FANZ!111 I SORE I LEF U ON A CLIFHANGR. UR RELE NIS BUTT U FLAMERZ RNT!1 I HAT FLAMERZ!1111 FLAM SUM1ELS!1
wen HSInshineratgs wokd up se wuz in de WNIcland PRIZNER DEN!1111
"O NNOES WR M I?/ she hohnked.
'hehehe ur in mi prizner den' lafd Evulrats. "U WONT C HOPKIT ND SRTAKIT UNTIL U MARE ME!111'
"NEVA!11111' gaopsd Sunshinhegsrat/ MI HART BELUNGS 2 TIGGEREEATS. I KUD NEVA MARE U!111 :'(.
'hehehe lfd Euklratys. i tink ul chunj ur min wen u c wut i haff plund fur u.''
AN HE TID HANKUFS ON HER KAWAII PAS AD DRAGD HR OWTSID!1111
BUTT SE KUNKFUD HI NA SHE RUND AWA!111111 HR POR LITEL HART WUZ BRAKING!11 SH CUDNT LEF HR KITZ BHIN BUTT SE CUDNT MARE EVULARST!11
sudnle, se nu wut sh had 2 du. 'i muss saf mi kitz... se sid. i muss do wut i haf 2 do!111111 so se TURND AROWND and WAKD BAK 2 DA WNIDCLAN CMAP.
Evulsatr wuz watng. 'hehehe' he lafd. 'iz cot u now!111' butt SUshnheinglitter sed,
"WAT!111111111111"
evre1 stopid wut da wer duin ad lukd at hr cuz sh wuz so kawaii with kawaii teerz shinin in hr kawaii iz.
"wut is it, sUNe?' sed Evulrats and he cud hardle speek cuz SUnshineglitter wuz so kawaii.
'i wil sacrific miself fur mi kitz' she sed, lukin at te grownd wif her kawaii teerz falin sofle on te grownd ad teh grownd trnd kawaii cuz SUnshienglitter wuz so kawaii with such kawaii iz and kawaii iz ad WNidcnal wuz so not kawaii tat he grownd trnd kawaii wen hr kawaii teers tuchd it.
"KAWAII, GURL, WIL U MARE ME?" he sed.
SUNShiengltler sed, "Yes' so sofe no1 herd exep EVuksrtya.
'SUsnhiensgliteter sed, '1st dent mai kittus bak 2 FIRecnal!' ad VEulrsta sed, 'FIN" so he tol 2 off hiz wareors 2 tak te kjityryus 2 FIrtseacan.
NOU IZ GONA MARE U!11 he yeld
O NOES EVURATYS GONA MARE SUNSHINEGTEYUIKLER!111111111111111 REVEW 2 SAF HR LIF!11111111111
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Chapter 9
WUL PPLZ I ONY GOT 1 RELE MEN REVW :'(. UR MACKIN ME SADD1!111! Y CNT U B NIC?/
sUNSHINEsrtas wuz sitng in de WNIdcnal priznrs dn ad crin kawaiili. 'Iz rel sadd' se sed.
"U WONT B FUR MUSH LONGR!111111' lafd Evuijkatsgnm,.
y nott sed SNuhsinrat.
"CUZ IL HAF MARED U BI DNE!111 HEHEHEHE" lafd EVeulratssrar.
butt seh sed "NEVA!111111111111' ad hes hit im is da hed an h cremd.
OWW butt hse didunt crae ad she rund owtsid butt al teh WNidcaln wareos SUROWNDD HR!11 tere wer mor sins las tim se sawd dem.
DI!11111 seh scremd. DI, PUMPKINFUR AD ORANGEFLIGHT!111 DI WOLFTACOZ AND GENTLEHEART!11 DI U EVUL ELECTRICBLAZ AD MOONLIT DEMISE AD XSCARCLAWX AN WOLFGROWL AN EPICKITTY007!1111111111 I HAT U!11 U R EVUL WNIDCNAL FLAMERZ!111 ad she SKILD al of tem!11
AAH RETRET!1111 yeld ECulstra butt ter wasnt ani1 2 retret bcuz Sunshiknestrat teh awsum SKILD TEM AL!1111111 so EVulrats wen crin bak hom lik u babe cuz hez sush u cribabe lol.
ad Sunshinkesrat wnet hom ad seh wuz A HEERO!111111111111111 BUT DEN HAKFROSS CUMD DOW AD SED, "YO SUNY GURL, UR MIN 2DA!111111111
ad he GRABD SUNSHINEKSRTYA AD RUND AWA WIT HR!11111111111111111111111111
YAYZ WNIDCNLA IS DESTROID!111 BUTT EVULSART RUND AWA!111 O NOES!111 AN NOW HAKFRUSS HAZ SUHNSHIEHNTRSTA!1111111111 REVW RVW REVW!11111111111111111111111111111
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Chapter 10
SOOO NO1 REVWD SO PPL BEIN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEN 2 ME?/ I HAF FELINS 2!11111
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE UR SOOO HAWT lafd Hakfloss.
"I HAT U!111' cremd SUnshineslgitegr. 'PUTT MEH DON!1111111 NOWW!11111
"Hottsufff' sedaHawkfros/./. "Wanna haf mai kittus?/?/'
"OMPZ SHOR' sed Sisnhienhstraftgma,.lpaw ad DEY MARED!11111111111111111
SUNSHINBESHTR%$ARTYH WUZ IN AGUNE!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111
"AAAAAAh ITT HURS!11111111111111 che scrmed.
"YO!111111111' DARCHART! OVA HER YO MANN, HEP SUNE HER!1111111111
oka sed Darkhayt ad he tol Halkdfgionss 2 git owt soo h cud helt USNsyhinesrtayg.
"sune' he wicprd. u wana haf mai kittus?
Suhsinesrtas thot. "wul Kittsrta gaf meh a lif fur hafin kits so se muss wan me 2 haf lots o kittus so shor!' ad dey MARED. it wuz ok fur Sunshinesrtags 2 haf lotsoff mats cuz seh wuss speshal ad seh had 2 haf lotsoff mats so shee cud haf litsoff kittus.
ab den Sunshinehhrsta had hr kitts afnd den sh had Darjharts kittus 2. der wer 12 kittus butt Evulstreat comd in ad skild al de ugli 1s. al de prtyy 1s bitd him untill h leff.
"O NOES NOW DERES ONY 5 KITTS LEF!1' yeld Darjhart.
"cam down Drakhart we haf 5 lef. lets nam tem.'
oka
'now teh big red 1 wil b Cliffordkit. the pink 1 wil b Wibblykit. teh purple 1 wil b Dorakit. teh other purpleiodid 1 wil b Barneykit. teh black 1 wil b JakeandtheNeverlandPirateskit and the last 1, the blak and brown 1, is MickeyMouseClubhousekit.
OKydoke, YO HAKFROOSSS, UR KITTUSS R WATNG!1111111111111111 amb Darkhatr ran owt, ad Hakfloss ran in ad he bangd hi/z hed on a rolng pin.
B Carful, Hakfloss sed usnhinesraert.S.
"Wut r der nams?" sed Hakfross.
"Cliffordkit, Wibblykit, Dorakit, Bootskit, Barneykit, JakeandtheNeverlandPirateskit, and MickeyMouseClubhousekit." sed Sunshiensaret.
non of teze r speshal. sed Hakfsst.
Iz ok," sed SUnhinesrat. i lick dis 1, she sed powntng 2 JakeandtheNeverlandPirateskit.
Wel i lick dis kitt" sed Hakfossl, lukin at Dorakit.
Shes prtty, sed Sunshinesrat cuz sh diidnt wan 2 hert Hakfruuss felngs butt Dorakit wasnt vary prtty sh wuz prtty butt nott az kawaii as Siushiensatyr.
i muss retrn 2 mai clun! sed USNhinestrat ad Hakfruss undrstandd, butt he stoll Dorakitt.
wen Sunshinekt whent 2 hr clam EVULRATS WUZ DER ad he wuz SKILNG Grinckit ad Finckit an Purplediotkit ad Crepkit an he wuz TRING 2 SKIL STARKIT AD HOPKIT!11111 but HAkfruss jumpd down on Evulstra ad SKILD him butt EVulstra jumpd up ad thru Hakfloss in2 a ROK!1111111111111
O NOES IS HAKFRUSS DED?/ ONY 1 WA 2 FIN OWT- REVW REVW REVW!11111111111
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Chapter 11
GI PPLS SOOOOO MEN 2 M?/
ad Ssnuheinktius scremd 'NO HAKYFLOUS Y?/ ND SH RUND TRDS IM!11!1
HGarthjwfdorts sittd suhinsehinsgkitterr wut siit? an aluvasudn he DID!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoo screhd SUhisnstrrat HW CUD U?/ ad seh crid rel hrd! an sh e wazz sooo prete tht Evsuatklarts fel ba! he nu he wuz men! ad he wa soo sd tat h jmpd o Suhsinestar ad KILD HR! ad Sunsgudffhsrrat wnet t RATCLAN!
Busart wus watn ufr hr. "Sshunestart, weeeeeeee ned u.
y sd Shusngisnsrta
Tnuderrats is gun!" sed Bleuesrta lukin sda.
"WUT! Y! screm Sunsgeubsrtas
wee don no' sid blUeestar. u ned 2 findim
ock sd SUnhindstar.
"U ned 2 go tat wa!' sd Bleustra pintn to a paf.
k sd suhsinssrta ad se wnet dow th tail
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