AUTHOR NOTE: welcome to my warior cat fanfiction. have fun
it was a dark nite in starclan (its always nite in starclan cuz there in space, but this time it was dark)
a starry cat with fur like firestar but cooler was runnign 4 her afterlife "uh oh.. im in trouble this time... starclan help me!" she slid to a stop as she got cornered against a big rock "oh wait DAMN IT i AM starclan"
behind her a grate and burly blue-and-greay cat of darkness (like the dark forest. bc hes from the dark forest) aproached scarily "give it up firestar 2... i wont let u give teh prophesy this time"
"u cant STOP ME" firestar 2 sed bluffing.
the dark forest cat blasted her with litening
"OW DAMMIT" she hissed and flattened aganst the rock "just stop stormdream! no one lieks you anymore nyway"
"o my starclan shut UP!" stormdream shot her wit litening again.
firestar 2 hissed in pain. she redied her claws but then they both herd paws climbeing the rock behind her. and up there was.. ANOTHER STARCLAN CAT AND BEHIND HIM WAS A BUNCH OF OTHERS
"AWWWWW YEA SLUSHIEHEART I KNEW U'D COME THRU!" firestar 2 sayd gratrfully as he hoisted her up th rock
stormdream lookrd REALLY pissed off "UGHHH it ALWAYS has 2 be u!" a thunderstorm started 2 form around her paws scarily
"get 'er, guys! hold her off whiel i help firestar 2 to da moonpool!" sulshiehart commanded
the group of starclan cats jumped on stormdream and tehre was yowling and violence as she tried 2 fite them all off solo using her storm powers. slushiehaert and firestar 2 ran away 2 da starclan moonpool taht lets them go to the real world moonpool and talk to medics.
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a gray-and-black tabby w a cool fringe of hair and spiked bracelets was at teh edge of a pool of starry water. the medic of tuhnderclan, rockrhythm, was at the (real world not starclan) moonpool. it wasnt a half moon but he was here anyway 4 personal probelms taht he hoped starclan could help him with. he tuched his nose 2 the water and got redy 2 sleep-
THEN HE GOT LAUNCHED BACKWARDS RLY FAST BY A GEYSER OF SPARKLY GHOST FIRE FIRING OUT!
"o- oh my starclan WHAT" he whimpered adn checked 2 make sure his nose didnt catch fire. then he saw the stary fire-colured cat in a crumpled heap in teh grass "are u alri-"
she jumped 2 her paws quickly "WAT THE DARK FOREST WAS SLUSHIEHART THINKING THROWING ME LIEK A JAVELIN. OW." then she relized rockrhythm was here n sheepishly went back 2 looking serious. "o, greetings, thundyclan medic!"
rockrhythm stared "uhh ur the starclan legendary past leader firestar 2 rite... are u here to help me?"
"im here to deliver a propecie actually. very time sensitive adn i cant be in the world of the living 4 very long"
"oh..." rockrhythm looked very sad and disapointed but did not say anyting.
firestar 2 did not notice. her eyes glowed a spooky white and the entire clearing shone an unerthly rainbow. tihs prophecy wus gonna be a BIG ONE
rockrhythm cringed "couldnt u have saved teh grand revelations for some other medic. i just wanted personal advice"
"NO" firestar 2 yelled
"man"
THEN firestar 2 began to speak ghostly (more than usual) in a voice taht was not her own. "There will come a leader of greater destiny than any the Clans have ever known with fur of every hue. Through their star-flecked eyes, they will witness change greater than us and our kin have ever seen. But tread carefully, for between the stars there is only darkness." then she descended 2 the ground and the light returned 2 normal
rockrhythm shuffled uncomfortably "do i take that back 2 thunderclan then?"
"ya" firestar 2 said and then vanished into starlite that got sucked into the moonpool 2 return home
rockrhyrhm sighed adn turned around 2 go home. waht he didnt know was that somone was SPYING on him from the bushes...
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when rockrhythm stepped into camp the deputy ratmouse YELLED at him
"WHERE HAVR YOU BEEN YOU OWL-TURD" he said in his angry drill instructer kindof voice that was way 2 loud for his size
"medic business"
"WELL GUESS WHOS UNDERPREPARED APPRENTICE HAD 2 HANDLE MY MATE GOING IN2 LABOR ENTIRLY SOLO"
"wait... waht?" rockrhythm stared confused for a moment before "OHCRAP I THOGHT FLOWERDRAGON WASNT DUE 4 LIKE ANOTHER WEEK" he ran rly fast in a big panic 2 the nursery
in there the medic apprentice lightpaw stood by a trio of kits as their mom flowerdragon was grooming them
"well YOURE late" flowerdragon sed, rolling her eyes.
lightpaw fidgetted "ya uhhhh.. evrything worked out but i kind of hoped i wuldnt have 2 solo this kinda thing first moon on the job"
rockrhythm looked guilty but "well im glad everything worked out.. anyway i got an important starclan prophcy i gotta share"
"well lets hear it then"
rockrhythm recapped the prophesy exactly to them (im not copypasting it. scroll back up if u forgot)
both flowerdragon and lightpaw stared shockedly at him
"what?"
flowerdragon moved her tail to show her kits. "LOOK"
the litter consisted of a pure black kit, a dark blu floral pattern kit, AND A BLUE GREY TABBY WITH GRADIENT RAINBOW LEGS LIKE SOCKS.
"DAMN ok. thats some coincidence" rockrhythm said surprisdly
flowerdragon glared "its NOT a coincydence. my daughter has got 2 b special"
"uh.. we shuldnt jump to conclusions, its not liek we dont have any other rainbow cats in the clan adn anyway the prophecy didnt even say itd b a THUNDERCLAN leade-"
flowerdragon picked up the multicolour kit by teh scruff and turned her 2 face him. her purple-and-blue eyes shone liek galaxies
rockrhythm was quiet 4 a few long moments "thats convenient"
lightpaw "so little gradientkits gonna be a leader someday? thats aewsome, congrats flowerdr-"
"HOLD ON. IM GONNA CHANGE HER NAME." flowerdragon interupted. "gradientkit is FAR too unimpressive of a name 4 a special little leader-to-be liek my daughter here."
rockrhythm and lightpaw gave each other uncomfortable looks. rockrhythm silently mouthed 'uh oh'
"to celebraet her grand destiny, i am going 2 name her... LEADERKIT."
Chapter Two A Shockign Furst Dayy
AUTHOR NOTE: thank u 2 my fans on the intrnet. the moor i am praysed te more powersful iget and i can now shot lazer beam attacks from my hands. warior cat
Sixs monhts after de kits werr born (a.n. Has ny1 evarr licked to raed kit chaptures anywai? Lol) it wuz TIME for LeaderKit to beome APPRENTICE! An her boRthers NiteKit adn PaizleekIt also igess.
'I cannt beeleeave U R GOGIN TO BE WAROS" FolwerDragin screacmed.
"Stop" HypotheticalTooth the uther quen iN th e nursarh who was still eckspecting sid.
Ur just jelous that yor kit is not a born leader FlowerDraygen thot. "You re jutt jealous that yoare kit isnt a born Leader, like;leaderKit"
"Taht has bin the onli think yuo have talkinged abbout 4 SIX MONTHS" HypotOth brethed. "I dont care even a liddle bit" His eayes wre sharp and luked disapointesly 'Alsoyou have Otherr kits u know"
PaisleYkit lucked at NihtKit "Theuyre are fitghting agen LOL"
"Not funny. Kind of upsetinng actully. :/" NyghtKit sad "Weres LeaderKit.
With Perfict timeing LeaserKit stepped in covred in BLOOD all ofur her magnyfisent gradience fur
FLOWERDRAGON SCERMED AT A PERFACT E-7 NOTE FOAR A SOLDI 12 SEXONDS! Evry1 else starred scarred.
"um" LadderKit frowned. "I am oky. Its berry juice"
"DEATH BERYS?" Pasleykit snarled afrayed.
"Starwberrys. I was pallying in the forist with FairyPaw." LaedeRkit sayd.
"Oh boring." Paislykit boringedly said.
No 1 assked how seh got coverd in bery jice. 'For da beter, she throught. I dont wunt 2 axplane my powers yet
"No ofense my BOUETIFULLY PERFECT TALINTED DESTNY LEADERLY KIT, BUT" FlowErdragon glaringly sid her yelow eyes glarring. "DID U 4GET WAT DAY IT IS"
Lederkit tought.
Seh thaouht some more.
"O JEEZ"
"Ya i thoart so" FlowDragging sed adnd tehn grapbed a hi pressure hose and sprayed LeaderKit w it untill seh was cleen. Water wuz EVRY WARE adn HypetethicalThooth hised and swore Flowerdragen. LeederKit shacked the water off adn shivverred.
NiteKit staired vacantly. "can we go now"
"Get going. You ened 2 all bcum teh BEST EVAR alrady. Adn if I spend anudder minite in this dam nurseyr I;m goig to go cazy." FlowerDragon said and pushid them all outsyde and went out wihh them.
SilentStar stoood up on teh Highledge stoycly luking over the cLan, his pael fur shinning eeridessently.. His faec was unreedabel but his eaer twintched wen teh Kits went out side adn climbbed up the Hihlege. He fliked his tale at RatMouse.
"ALL Cats Gather If Youare Old E nough 2 Cattch Ur Own Pray 4 A Meeting!" RatMoose yeled LOUDLY and all of the Tundercaln cats came out 2 see da meeting and teh kits.
"These Kits are going apprentichs NOw." SilencsTar sayed. "Niytepaw goes to DashFlash 4 speed adn barveness. PaizlyKPAw goews 2 ShinyLeap four patienxe & kinndnes. Adn LeaderKit goes to...'
FlowdargOn narowed her yees at SilinStar. "Ur goig to mentor my kit rite. Right. RIGHT?" she sed quitely but LeederKitpaw heared bc seh had good ears. LeaderKit aws very sad at erh mom palying favesrites.
"..)FeatherGlass, 4 dillygence adn optimsm."
FLowerdragon was aboot two say some thign and did not.
"That is all yor trainign begins toady." Sailentstar jumped down adn walked awy
"Dosnet talk much huh..." sid LedaerkPaw
"Hes named SILET STAR" sad PaslyPaw
"O ya."
Da apps ran 2 meet there mentors.
DashFalsh was a long red and blu tabby wif redand bule eyes. ShnylLeap was spindley and black fur w glimery silver sploches. And lastly FetherGlass was round braown and blu w long long fur. Rite now Floweeeer Dragon was glarring at FatherGalls tho.
"Chill FlowrydArgon, Im goig 2 teach yor kit well." FaetherGlass sed 2 FollwerDragon. " Giv her a bit of room to braeth ok?"
"U dont know anyting abt proppesies . Idiot"
"Relax..."
FolwerDragon was probly abaut too say something VERY mean b4 LeaderPaw steped in.
"Hi im hapy to meet you" LeaderPaw sad very strained
"Oh hi. Loking forward 2 beign ur mentor'
PaisleePaw squunted at Shineleap. "Who r u actualy. I sthot i knew every one in teh Caln" he sid
"U and I both kno that waz nefur tru" NaightPaw mumbled
"Im your new teacher!" ShineylEap smiled. "I hope u are Exsited for educational Traneing and fun! I hope todo my best and you do too ^.^"
"'Sup." FaslhDasrsh sed coolly.
'Ok Nytepaw can we trade" ParsleyPaw sed instatly.
"Thats not alowed"
"Damn."
"Ok enuf Dilly-Dallying guise, Let's go 2 do TRaining!" Shinylep sqealed. Adn so they Did!
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In teh bushs a bunch of WINDCALN cats wer hidding. Tehy were draggon a sack full of stuf across da boarder of Tuhlndercan but hid wen tey herd paws aproach. it was TEH KITS AND THER MENtORS goig to check the scent of teh other clan boarders and leqrn 2 mark terytorie.
"Wear reely in it nwo DawnWalker." one of da Windcaln cats sed.
"Shut up," DawnWalker gorwled.
A short distence awwey teh apps and mentors wer snifing the bordur.
"And dis is Wind clan! Rember this sent!" Shinnyleap said teachingly.
"Smeels like wind." LeaderstarPaw saaed.
"Wind does NOT smel like anythig dude." GPaslypaw said.
"Smaels lick static electrycity?" NightPaa also said. He luked arond confusely.
"Wate. Dats not rieght..." FetherGlas snifed the air and began 2 fluff up. "Were not along gues."
"Guess ur goig 2 see a reel battel... On ur first day..." DashFlass sad and unsheethed her calws.
NitPaw shrunk back anxyityly and PaisleePaw grined with excitment. LeadPaw on de other paw got rly woried. O my starcaln i did not want a fite on myfirrst day WAT IF I get atacked adn it turns ot i Am actualy very week? I wont b able 2 face my mentur evr agane! she throat.
Teh mentors stod around teh aprentices in a way dat protecked them from attacks. Da 3 of tehm scanned thee area... "THERE!" FeatherGeather point at bushs.
INSTATLY A WIND CLAN CAT JUMP OUT AT FEATERGALSS AND CLAWED THEM! DERE WAS BLOOD!
"OMYSTARCLAN FEARTHERGLASS!" LEADER APW YELLED!
"DEVILTAEL GET BACK HERE U DUMASS!" ANUDER WINDCALN CAT (DawnWalker) YELD
FeatherGlas GRABBE D DevilTail off there back w theyre teef and slamed them on teh GROUND. thhey screemed "DASHH GO FIND TEH SHOCKSTONS ILL HOLD DEM OFF. TAEK TH APPS W YOU"
Dassfalsh nodded quiekly and Nihtpaw hopd up by her side. Tey ran fastly in the dirction of the electric secnt.
"NO WAY i,m STAYING HERE! Tihs is a reel fite!" PaisleyyPower said.
"Now, now, you havent Even had traning yet! Tis is vary dangerous you know" ShiningLeap smild calmly ass she clawed another Windcaln cat who atacked. The windcaln cat ran away! Tehn they went and pikked up PaislyPaw. "Were are goig back 2 xamp! They wil be fine." PASLYPAW YELLED AND SCRECHED AND COMPLAINED AS THEY LEFT TOWARDZ CAMP.
"WAT R U IDIOTS DOIG?! GO AFTER TH RED AN BLU ONE, WE CAN,T LET TEHM GET TH SHOCKSTOENS OR WE JUSST WASTED ALL OUR DAM TIME!" DawnWaker groawnled at his cohorts. TEHN HE JUMPED UP AND CLAWD FETHERGLASS AND DEVILTAIL GOT UP 2 ATACK TOO! THEY WERE STARTING 2 LOOK OVERWELMED AND VARY HURT.
LederPaw stod their shaking... Shey cudlnt move. She was scaredly thinking No way... No way... Im gona loose my mentor on day1 of beng an aprentise... Im a terible aprentice. I culd never b leader liek dis... Wats wrong with me...
'LUK OUT LEADERPAW!" FAETERGLAS YELD.
LeadserPaw louked up and dther was A WINDCLAN CAT GROWLIG AT HER. "Get ot of hear kit-face... unless u want to b crofood like youre MENTOR."
LeaderPaw aws shaking and crying now but ten she herd a voice in her ear.. Seh had herd the voise in her dreams b4... it was FIRESTAR 2 talkin to her TELEPATHETICALLY.
/'U have to fite bak LeadyPaw... You cant lose like this... Thart wuld not be vary oh yea ball on of you'/
LeaderPawStar crid harder "WHAT TEH MOONPOOL DOS THAT EVEN MEAN!"
Teh Windcaln cat (hoo coudl not here the voice of Firestar2) luked anoyedly at her. "I tihnk i was prety oBviosu;"
"SUHT UP I WAZNT TALKING 2 YUOOOOOO!" lEADERPAW SCREECHED AS HER EYSE LIT UP LIEK STARS AND SHEH SLAMED INTO THE WINDCLAN CAT ABD THREW HIM INTO DEVILTALE KNOKING HIM DOWN! TEN SHE LEAPD AT DAWNWAKER ADN STURTED 2 CLAW HIM OVER ADN OVER! "U GUYS SUCK!"
FefherGalls lifted up weekly, blinking blod oot of their eys. "LeederPaw..,"
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Dashfalsh and NittePaw found teh sack de windcats cats were tring to bring 2 dere camp. Inside wer litle glowing silvr-blu stones dat craked liek lietning.
"Weird... wat ar they?" NiyghtPaw assked. He snifed one but it zappd his nos so he baked up.
"We cal them shockstones. Tehyre basically crystallyzed electricty, left behynd by a past waRior with grate Starclan powerr." Dasflash muttered. "Also dey explode vilently wen throne so dey used 2 be stockpilled as wepons."
"Eek, sounds scarry" Nitepaw sayed.
"Ya.. we thot there wer bearly any left, so 2 have dis many they mustve bin stockpiling tehm 4 a wile."
THEN THEY HERD AN ANGY WINDCLAN VOICE FROM BEHIND TEM. "YA, SO WED LIKE THEM BACK, WISE GUY"
"O CRAP" Nytepaw hised
Dashflash turnd around fastly. "Adn just wat wer u colecting tehse for? U know fiting dirty like this is fruwned upon by starclan..."
"Uuuuuuuuuh... well its not for figting." teh Windcaln cat sayd unconvinshingly. "Its to. Eat."
"To eat? To effing EAT?"
"Yyes. Teyre delishus." da Windclan cat grimaced and den went up 2 teh sack adn pikked up a sohckrock. And stuck it IN HIS MOUTH. He crunched it adn made teh most agonized face ever. "um. Tasty" he was crying now
"D... dude..." Dashfalsh wus not convencd but now hse just feelt kind of sory for da windcat. "Can wejust. Fite now please"
A cupple othair Windcaln cats sohwed up too.
The cryign one woh ate teh rock (a.n. his name is CaramelDance soi can stop caling him "the wind clan cat") spat out a peece of shockstone. And sum blod. "Ya. We can fite now." THEY ALL ATTACKED!
BUT DASHFLASH WAS VARRY QUICK AND FOUHT QUIKLY. SHE WAS LIEK A WIRLWIND OF CLAWS AND CLAWED THE OTHER CATS STRONGLY AND FAST. SHE WAS GETTING CLAWED AND HRUT 2 THO!
Nytpaw stood ther scardly befor he had an IDEA. "DASFLASH GET BACK" he warnd, and after she did HE STARTD THROING SHOKSTONES! TEH WINDCLAN CATS HISSED AND YOWLED AS EXPLOSIONS AND LITENING HAPEND AT THEM! "Thos are WARNING SHOTS. You beter get out b4 i start aimign 2 HURT!"
Some of da windclan cats RAN AWAY scard bc they didtn want 2 be hit w LIGHTNIGN AND EXPLODES. CarmelDanse baked up snarling. "Dis isnt over... just rember taht in teh end StormDream wuz one of OURS so those r ritefuly OURS..." he ran awey w the othurs.
"Huh.. Whos StormdReem?" NightPelt mewoed.
"Teh cat whos power formd teh shockstons. Ill tell u abt her more some uther time..." Dashfalsh siehd. She hoped tat time wuld be never but probably she would not bethat luky. "Nyway.. Dese thigs are dangurus. The forst is better off if no 1 has access to them. Well have to get teh rest of TundercLans help to find a safe way to dispouse of them."
"Ok ya.." NightPaw noded. "Uhm.. im woried abut FetherGlass and LeaderPaw?"
"U stay here n keep gard over the ShockStones. Ill go check on tehm." FlashdaSh sid before speeding off.
Soon she reachd were Feathergalss and LeaderStarHeartPaw were.. only 2 see FeatherGlass on th ground adn LeaderPaw curled up by ther side, blood evryware.
"Holy stars WHAT hapend..." Flashdash said. She went over 2 her clanmats. Tahnkfuly LeaderPaw was just aselep.
FeatEhrglass opend a single eye. "Hah... LeederPaw chasd dem all off. Gess FlowirDarken wasnt kitden aboot taht hole prophecy thing huh?"
"Are you OK?"
"Ya ive had worse. Did u recovr the Shockstons?"
"Mmhm. Thers a lot tho, way moar den I evn thot existed nymore."
"Yikes." they frowned worried
"Enuf about taht tho. Lets regroup adn get back 2 camp. You need to see da medic." FlashdAsh sayd and piked up LeadeRpaw b the scruff. FetherGlass got 2 thir paws adn leaned agenst FlashdaSh 4 suport.
Back at da sack of stones, NitePaw sat with wory hoping theyd be back soon.
Luking over at the shocksotnes, he thout about wen dat Windcaln cat ate one. "Ok... well. Im prety suere tehy taste bad, but. I HAVE 2 know.." He piked one up. Teh statik electrcy fizled in his paw. He stuck it inhis mouf and CRUNCH. "OUW OH STARCLAN OW BAD." It wus kidn of liek a pop rock but from hte Dark Forest, and also tasted kind of of nothing;Gross.
But den he pawsed ass he felt a shivver up his hoel spine and hsi fur sticking out. His eys flashed silfur 4 a moment (but he didnt se that becawse he cant see his own eys.) "..Ok tat was weird."
Hiden in a diferent bush was DawnWaller who wached tat hapen. "...O thats nteresting..." he slunk away in2 the sahdows to leave beczuse he noticd the others aproach.
NitEpaw looked up releifed as he saw FlashDash FetherGlss and LaederPaew. "!"
"Hey Nietpaw!" said FaeterClass tiredly. "Sory for all teh excitment on ur first day! Adn dont wory aoubt LeaderPaw, sehs just sleeping."
"S'alrite," smild Nightpaw. "im just glad evry1s ok."
"Well stand gard here 4 a couple minnits. Tis is arond the tiem ShineelEap usally cums back with reenforkments." FlashDash said, gently seting LeaserPaw down.
Seh began 2 stir. "Wa... wat happend? Did we win?"
"Ya" said FetherGlass.
"Thank Starclan.."
Tehy all just rested dere fore a liddle bit, and den soon they herd pawsteps adn smelled a Tundercaln patrol cumming dis way, heded by Shinnyleap.
"O! Tat's them!"
As da patrol came in2 teh area, teh moment was interupted by A SCREEM AT A PERFICT E-7 NOTE FOR A SOLID 12 SECANDS.
"um," LaedderPaw said embarrsedly as FlowerDragen ran over 2 make sure she was ok. "I am oky. Its mostly not my blood."
"OH hahahah yeas I shuld have gessed tat my liddle aewsome born leeder woudl be perfectly fien." FlowerDargon said finaly calmling down enuf 2 breth.
Meanwhil RatMouse went to chek on his son. "NIGHTPAW ARE YOU OK? DID YOU SHOW THEM WHAT FOR"
"I threw explodeing rocs at them" Nitepaw sayd bashfuly.
"ATTA BOY!" RatMouse laffed. "Its a shaem PayselyPaw had to stay at camp, immagien teh look on his face if hed seen u doign THAT"
"HEY!" FlowwerDrigon finalllly luked away from fussing over LeaderrPaw adn scoffd. "LeederPaw adn Nitpaw almost DIED. Imaggine if we lsot all tehree of our kits. Huh. HUH. Dont ecnrouage recklesness liek that"
"Honey i was joking;"
"I was fine mom..." LederPaw said.
"Well u shuld still take a trip 2 the medic wen we gwt back." Shinyleapp remended. "It's always good praktiss after a batle bc u never kno wat injuries u may not hav reelized u got!"
"Oh ya haha.." Leaderpaw saed.
'We shuld get goig soon. Im still bleeding." FetherGlass sid litehartedly. "U guys dont want me dropinng ded on da way back 2 camp!"
Tehn, wif de halp of hte other Tuhndercaln cats tehy all started on dere way back to camp with teh sack 2 recover adn plan wat to do with the stones.
As dey wulked, FalshDash leened in towrds RatMuse. "Hey... Tohse Windcaln cats. We wernt rally suer y they wanted tehse Sparkstons, or why dey were even amasing so many, but.. Teh deputy, DawnwAlker, waz tharre,.;" he whisperd.
"Hm." RaetMose hmmd uncertainly.
"Do u think a war migt be brewing?'
"I dont kno.. Ever sense teh incydent on teh Island, weve had a uneezy peece, but we,ve also ben mindeng our own bizness so I dont knqw wut wauld hav promptd dis now."
;Me neyther.. But i haev a very starnge and bad felling abut this."
"Agred. Ill relay dis to SilentStar."
"Tahnk yuo."
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Chapter 3: Learning Experiences
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Would you believe me if I told you I actually find this style more annoying to read than the previous two?
The morning sun rose over the cotton-specked horizon, ThunderClan camp shining in shimmering gold and amber hues. A soft wind ruffled Leaderpaw's silky multichromatic pelt, casting flecks of rainbow light across the earth. She took in a deep and invigorating breath to face the morning, treading the ground with purpose towards the medicine den where her mentor lay recovering.
Of course, she would not be so lucky as to reach her destination unimpeded: she froze in her tracks like a glacier as her mother passed.
"Eugh, checking on them again?" Flowerdragon's emerald eyes flashed with a disdain as superior and paradoxically grandiose as her namesake. "You'd be wayyyyyy better off with Silentstar training you permanently, sweetie. It's not too late to ask him, hint hint."
Leaderpaw unthinkingly found her many-colored paws shifting uncomfortably, her starstruck orbs peering at the ground. "Mom. Please stop and just let me go to the meddie den." she whimpered uncertainly. For the time Featherglass had remained incapacitated after the vicious skirmish, Leaderpaw had temporarily trained under the stoic and mysterious Silentstar. He'd only really trained her in the arts of hunting, but as he was the illustrious Clan leader and she was the chosen one of prophecy, her mother believed she deserved only the grandest of tutelage.
"I'm not stopping you!" Flowerdragon retorted with a flick of her petal-like ears, sounding more immature than her own child.
Leaderpaw bit her tongue. "Okay then." Swiftly she continued on her way across camp. Part of her internally puzzled over the mystery of why her mother held so much contempt for her mentor - Featherglass, for the one single day she'd trained under them, seemed perfectly respectable and talented. Was it merely secondhand ambition, bitterness over Leaderpaw not being immediately granted the lofty position she was destined? Or was it something other?
As her graceful shadow fell onto the den wall, ruby eyes met her own.
"Oh, wuzzup, Leaderpaw?" Rockrhythm called to her, his heart warmed by any company he received. By his side stood Lightpaw, meticulously organizing the medical stores - her mind drifted peacefully on clouds elsewhere, not even acknowledging the presence of the majestic starry-eyed she.
Leaderpaw flicked her fluffy tail, creating the faintest of breezes in the den. "Just here to check up on Featherglass! How're they doing?"
"Sleeping," came the simple reply from the musically-inclined medic, gesturing with his curly-furred tail towards where Featherglass lay.
They looked peaceful there, their wood-hued fur beginning to obscure where claws had bled their ichor. A single ocean orb peeked open at their apprentice. "...Awaking, actually." They were aware that was not a real word.
"Oh, awesomesauce!" the born-leader apprentice grinned with delight. "Healing well?"
"I-"
With enthusiasm, Rockrhythm interrupted, clicking the sides of his bracelets together. "They're about ready to be discharged, actually!"
"Yes, exactly," the senior warrior laughed, their limber body stretching to its full length. "Turns out I'll be back to mentoring you sooner than expected!"
Pulled from her distraction and taking interest in the ongoing conversation, Lightpaw lightheartedly flicked an almost-luminous alabaster ear. "That's the miracle of modern medicine for you!"
"Haha... yeah." Leaderpaw paused, an earlier passing concern now suddenly weighing heavy on her chest. "...but, uh... Is it really okay for you to go back to mentoring me? My mom thinks it's better if Silentstar mentors me and I dunno if I should..." She trailed off anxiously.
Featherglass's expression darkened like a cloud passing over the sun. "That's a her problem."
"Uhhh... do you and her have a history?"
"I guess you could-"
Lightpaw interrupted, her sunshine face pulled into an innocent smile. "They're bitter exes!"
The other current inhabitants of the den gazed at Lightpaw with varying levels of mortification. Rockrhythm, deigning not to involve himself, turned around to examine the etchings in the stone walls of the den. Leaderpaw's galaxies blinked wide with shock and discomfort.
Featherglass hissed sharply through their teeth, as though trying not to scream. "Wow. Okay. Thanks for, uh... that." They stretched their blue-striped leg as if to test that they'd regained their balance, and in a few lithe strides they moved to leave the den. "Hey! Let's! Go train, Leaderpaw!"
Without a word, the chromatic apprentice nodded and stumbled rapidly after her mentor.
As the two left camp and began down the well-trodden path to the training clearing, the sun hung high in the noon sky. Featherglass's whiskers twitched in the heat.
"...So. I know you totally wanna ask about what happened between me and your mom." The hickory-and-sapphire warrior broke the near-silence the two had been walking in, interrupting the serenity of birdsong on the wind.
Leaderpaw felt her eartips flush hot with embarrassment. She'd been read like a cheap paperback book. "Okay yeah. I'm probably better off not asking but I gotta know."
"Okay so basically like. Way back when we were junior warriors, I had a huge crush on her and she was single and lonely. So I confessed to her and I'm pretty sure she only went out with me out of obligation. Thing is I kind of was very bad at fighting and mostly became a warrior through sheer dedication. And she was NOT subtle about finding me 'kind of cringe' so to speak, and was embarrassed to be seen with me in public." Featherglass's midday-sky eyes gazed over the horizon boredly, lost in memory. "Meanwhile, turns out the extremely skilled fighter Ratmouse ALSO had a crush on her. He confesses to her, and she's like 'finally a REAL warrior' and dumps me on the spot. I try to be laidback and 'no hard feelings' about it but I think she's just spiteful."
For a few long moments, Leaderpaw was wordless, turning the story over in her mind. "Wow. That's it? I, uh... kind of expected something more dramatic."
Featherglass merely shrugged dismissively, taking a stride into the training clearing. "It is what it is. Anyway, we're here. Ready to do some actual battle training?"
"OH YEAH let's do that!" the apprentice hurriedly replied all-too-pleased to change topics.
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Deep below the soil, through twisting and winding interwebs of tunnels, the earth pulsed with pumping basslines and the still darkness of the underground was cut through like a knife by strobing multicolor lights. Several cats from all four Clans mingled about, dancing the day away.
"Oh my StarClan what in the Moonpool is this?" cried the confused and overwhelmed voice of a meek young tom with a pelt as dark as the void. He had been told that day they would check the ShadowClan border. This was not even remotely the ShadowClan border.
Illuminated by the multicolored strobing of party lights, the two-tone speedster who stood as the young tom's mentor seemed perfectly at home amongst the club atmosphere. "Nightpaw, welcome to Club Fourtrees!" Casually she sauntered over to the DJ table, the cats around her cheering and calling her name - "Dashflash!" "Hey, Dashflash, what's up?" "Yo! Dashflash is here! About time!" - and flashing a grin at the current DJ, who responded with a friendly flick of the tail.
"Is? Is this like, allowed?" Nightpaw's voice was frantic and anxious. His head spun from the lights and sounds and scents, his ghostly pale blue orbs taking in too much at once. "I- I don't think this is allowed?" He wondered with alarm what territory they were even on anymore - the tunnel here had wound so long that they could be anywhere, now.
There was a playful growl from a tall and ominous she-cat who stood nearby, her long black-and-bubblegum striped bangs covering one of her silvery orbs. "Oh yea, this is totes illegal." She slicked back her bangs with a paw with long needle-like claws as vibrant a pink as her hair.
Nightpaw felt his stomach drop from panic as he recognized her as Dollstar, the leader of ShadowClan. "U-uhm," he began, his voice feeble and cracked. "Am I gonna get in trouble? I'm- I'm just here with my mentor, okay, I didn't know what this was til' now, I had no idea-"
"Chill, kid." Dollstar leaned against the cool stone wall, built to reinforce against the threat of floods or cave-ins. "Iunno if Silentstar knows about this place or not, but generally the rule is don't snitch and you won't get in trouble."
The sound of a bag being very loudly crinkled dueled the sound of the rave music. A shrill and excitable voice overlapped it, flush with delight - "WHAT HAPPENS IN CLUB FOURTREES STAYS IN CLUB FOURTREES! IF STARCLAN DOESN'T SEE IT, IT DOESN'T OFFICIALLY EXIST!" Standing tall atop a pile of painted stones, a pastel pink apprentice with fur swirled purple like mist began to pour a bag of kittypet treats into their mouth.
"OH MY STARCLAN FAIRYPAW YOU'RE HERE TOO?" The night-pelted apprentice stared aghast at his manic Clanmate.
A chicken-flavored strip of whatever it was kittypet food was made of still dangling from their mouth, Fairypaw hopped down from their perch to approach Nightpaw. "Oh, heya, Nightpaw! It's awesome to see you here! How d'you like this place so far?"
"I don't know what's happening, I am very afraid, and I think I have sensory overload."
"Ha, yeah, that's what a lot of first timers say!"
Nightpaw's powder blue orbs gazed vacantly. "...Seriously though is this whole thing okay?"
Dashflash, slipping on a pair of neon-painted headphones that glowed vibrantly in the blacklight, called over to her apprentice. "Yo, Nightpaw! Let loose a little! The warrior code isn't everything!"
"That seems like... very very bad advice to get from my mentor?!"
As Dashflash slipped into the DJ seat and brandished a few discs of her own, Nightpaw's uncertain voice was drowned out by the swelling roar of cheers from the crowd.
"HAPPY HARDCORE NIGHT AT CLUB FOURTREES!"
Finally, feeling defeated, Nightpaw turned to face his flowery fellow apprentice. "...isn't it daytime?"
Fairypaw giggled, their voice like bells in the wind which would have gone completely unheard if not for the briefest of lulls in the heart-pumping soundtrack. "We're underground, silly! It's effectively always nighttime!"
"...Sure, whatever." With trembling paws and heart chained with trepidation, Nightpaw took a deep and shaky breath and took a step forward onto the dance floor.
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Paisleypaw was stuck in a tree. "FOR THE LOVE OF STARCLAN PLEASE HELP ME."
His mentor's iridescent patchy fur shimmered lightly in the sunlight, making the shady clearing seem that much brighter. "Just climb down!" she smiled encouragingly, her voice sparkling with the utmost unwavering faith in her apprentice.
"HOW?"
"The same way you came up, right?" Shinyleap tilted her head to the side, golden whiskers twitching. "I believe in you!"
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING ME?" The frantic apprentice's claws scrabbled against the unforgiving bark, the ornate white patterns in his sapphire fur distorted by the bristling of his pelt.
"Hardship is a learning experience, too!"
"CAN I AT LEAST GET A BIT OF ASSISTANCE?"
The shimmering she-cat paused to ponder Paisleypaw's request, sleek fluffy-tipped tail curling into the shape of a question mark. "Okay, I'll give you a hint!" While it was unclear from where, she held up a thin blue book in one pearly paw, before gracefully tossing it up into the tree where her apprentice frantically caught it.
Paisleypaw's tail lashed irritably. "What is..."
The cover depicted a simplified cartoon of a feline clambering down a tree. Emblazoned across the top in thick black text was 'Tree Climbing For Beginners: Getting Up, Getting Down, and All Around'.
Much like his mother, Paisleypaw screamed at a perfect E-7 note for a solid twelve seconds.
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Stalking along the WindClan border, checking the markings with diligence and dedication, there was a diminutive but bulky ThunderClan tom with mottled fur the color of granite. Alongside him there tread a much jumpier individual - a lanky Halloween-pelted cat of indistinct gender, fur perpetually bristled as though xe'd been frightened to xir core as a kit and had simply never recovered from the shock. At the moment, however, the latter was not nearly as panicked as xe perpetually looked.
With a hint of hesitation, the purple-and-orange tom spoke to xir cohort. "Hey, Ratmouse, can we talk...?"
Ratmouse did not acknowledge his Clanmate at first, so deeply lost in his ongoing anxiety over WindClan - there had been no incidents since the battle with Leaderpaw, but the paranoia permeated his every thought all the same. He was deputy, damn it, it was his job to protect his Clan! And- ah, yes, he had to reply to his Clanmate. "...Yes, Octobermoon?"
Octobermoon chewed xir tongue thoughtfully, xir midnight-black eyes clouded with hesitation as xe began to rethink speaking up... but too late now. "Do you, uh, think Silentstar's leading well?"
In an instant, the deputy whirled around to face xir like a tornado, looking offended by the mere suggestion that Silentstar was anything less than StarClan's gift to this earth. "Are you joking? Silentstar's the greatest leader ThunderClan has had in ages!"
Octobermoon wisely thought better than to mention that Ratmouse had only been an apprentice when the previous leader had passed away. "I... you say that, but what about your kits?"
He blinked and tilted his head to the side, his earthy fur laying flat as he became more sincerely confused than anything else. "What about my kits...?"
"I mean, all of their mentors seem horribly mismatched! Your mate started badmouthing Featherglass to anyone who'll listen just for teaching Leaderpaw, Dashflash is infamous for her strongheaded personality and disdain for rules, and all anyone ever hears Paisleypaw talk about is how much he hates Shinyleap's training methods!"
The diminutive deputy turned away and scoffed as if he felt silly for paying the warrior's concerns any attention, flicking dust off the ground with a lash of his tail twice the length of his body. "You don't understand anything. If my children want to be the best warriors they can be, they must overcome their weaknesses."
"Okay, fine - what about how Rockrhythm can never keep his apprentice in line?"
"Lightpaw is a perfectly well-mannered young lad, I don't know what you're talking about."
"They- fine, what about how he's made little to no effort to prepare for a potential war with WindClan?"
"He trusts in the power of ThunderClan!"
"How he never does anything about half the Clan blatantly sneaking out when they should be on patrol!?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about. If our warriors were playing hooky from patrol, I'd notice!"
Octobermoon began to grind xir serrated teeth, taking a deep breath to keep xirself from saying something very out of turn to xir respected deputy. Xe had no idea if xe was the only one who noticed these things, or if xir heart was really so tight with stress and paranoia that xe was overreacting. But regardless... xe couldn't help but wonder if Silentstar - and perhaps also Ratmouse - were plotting ThunderClan's demise.
(To Ratmouse's credit, the only thought he had was wholehearted confidence in both ThunderClan and its leader to always carry themselves with skill and grandeur. He really did genuinely buy into the hype completely without a shred of self-awareness or shame.)
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The orange evening sun beat down on Leaderpaw's tired body, her flank raising up and down with every ragged breath as she laid on her side in the dirt. Her usually splendid pelt was tangled with dirt, and the stars in her eyes shone dim from exhaustion.
Featherglass stood tall over her, expression soft with pity. "...You ready to stop yet?"
With a shudder, the apprentice pushed herself to her paws with a newly-renewed vigor for the fifth time that hour. However, her gradient-adorned legs trembled beneath her weight, her body screaming out at her to rest. But she couldn't, she told herself - over and over, her fighting skills had turned out to be simply mediocre at best, but she couldn't settle for that! She was destined for greatness! She fought off an entire WindClan patrol by herself! She couldn't settle for being disappointing! "No! Let's start again, from the top!" She swung a heavy paw forward, losing balance in the process.
Deftly and effortlessly, her mentor stepped back, the breeze from the passing swing barely brushing against their whiskers. "You're gonna hurt yourself if you keep going like this..." They stooped down to help keep Leaderpaw from collapsing.
"...I... I guess you're right, but... I'm still not sure how I managed to take down all those WindClan cats if this is what I amount to..."
"Hey, don't be so hard on yourself! You're just getting started. You have lots of potential." They encouraged with a hopeful lilt to their voice like sunshine after a storm. But... they did have to admit to themself that they were deeply perplexed as well as to what sort of inner power Leaderpaw had held. And, she was a prophesized hero, after all, so... "...though, I want to ask,"
"Yeah?"
"Do you know if you have any kind of StarClan granted powers within you?"
The star-chosen apprentice froze, looking unsure of herself as she fidgeted in the grass. Her face was riddled with worry - and embarrassment, for some reason - and when she spoke, it was with none of the determination she held earlier. "Well, uh, yeah, I know about one I have, but I don't really like showing it to just anyone..."
"Hey, maybe it's useful - any little bit helps. Let's see it!"
After a long hesitation, turning over the pros and cons in her head with great scrutiny, she finally nodded and took many steps back. A sharp multicolor light began to coil around her in spiralling wisps, the fur on her pelt standing on end and crackling with mysterious energies. Her eyes took on a sharp ice-white glow, the air heating up around her.
Featherglass stared wide-eyed with awe. "That's some buildup-"
Then Leaderpaw exploded.
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GUEST FILLER: TIMELINE SPLIT
AUTHOR NOTE: sory for taking longer than usual 2 update. i have ch4 done but i liek 2 have a buffer of at least 1 other chaptr and im havin difficulty riting ch5. consider this sort of filler - a very intriging review wuz posted on dis fic by a guest named "Guest" adn 4 the sake of both preservayshun adn futuer plot plans i want 2 log it in the fic proper.
this is a fan-made (or foe-made? i dontkno if this guest considerz themself a fan) rewrite of teh furst chapter. hte timeline has been SPLIT and the consequences may be dire. or maybe it will be fine idk
2 BE CLEAR: i did NOT make dis chapper 1 rewrite and it is NOT canon 2 the main timeline nor does it replace teh original ch1. everything from tihs point on is frum Guest's review. if Guest requests i remove this compleetely then i will.
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Yeah, everything okay, I just had to go off. This is the final version:
I hope this is a trollfic (and I kinda have the feeling it is) But because I'm crazy, I rewrote your first chapter. I changed most names and nearly everything Flowerdragon/Leafvein says. Still, all rights are yours, except Warriors, that belongs to the Erins.
Prologue: Destiny on the horizon
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Welcome to my Warrior Cats fanfiction. Have fun!
It was a unusaual dark night in StarClan, when cat with flame-coloured pelt was running ad fast as she could and was crying for help. Suddenly she ran onto a rock. She felt dizzy but she wanted to run again, away from the approaching, scary blue-gray cat of darkness. She didn't get far until he cut her off. Confident of victory he said: "Give it up, Burningstar. I won't let you give the prophecy this time."
"You can't stop me!" shouted Burningstar. The cat from the Dark Forest laughed and blasted her with lightning. "Oh foxdung" she hissed and flew against the rock. "Just stop Stormmist! No one likes you"
"Shut up!" Stormmist shot her with lightning again. Burningstar hissed in pain. She retracted her claws. Then they both heard paws climbing the rock behind her. Up there were... lots of others StarClan cats!
"Don't worry Burningstar!" the red and white newcomer said grinning. "Snowrose! I knew you'd come!" Burningstar said gratefully as he pulled her up the rock.
Stormmist looked really angry. "It always has to be you! A big thunderstorm started around his paws and it kept getting bigger and bigger..
"Get him, guys! Keep him away while I help Burningstar get to the moonpool" Snowrose commanded.
The group of StarClan cats jumped on Stormmist and there was shouting and violence as he tried to fight them all off alone using his storm powers. Snowrose and Burningstar ran away to the moonpool.
A dark grey tabby tom sat on the shore of the moonpool. It was the medicine cat of ThunderClan, Darknight. It wasn't half moon but he was here anyway due to personal problems that he hoped Starclan could help him with. He touched the water with his nose and fell asleep- but then he was hit by a big fire-pelted ghost!
"O- oh my StarClan" he whimpered. Then he saw the ghost huddled together in the grass "Are you alright?"
She jumped to her paws quickly. "What the Dark Forest was Snowrose thinking when he threw me down?" Then she realized Darknight was here. "Oh, greetings, Darknight!"
The tom stared "You're... you're the legendary Burningstar, aren't you? Are you here to help me?" "I'm here to deliver a propecy."
"Oh..." Darknight looked a little bit confused and overwhelmed but he did not say anyting.
Burningstar did not notice. Her eyes started glowing white and the entire clearing was shining in rainbow colours. This prophecy was going to be very important. Darknight cringed. He didn't want to get a that important prophecy, he just wanted some help! Was that really too much to ask? But he was too wise to say anything.
Then Burningstar floated up and began to speak in a voice that was not her own. "There will come a leader, a cat that has a pelt blessed by the stars, with a fate greater than any the Clans have ever known. Through their wise eyes they will witness change greater than us and our kin have ever seen. But be careful, between the stars there is only darkness." Then she slid back to the ground and the light returned to normal.
Darknight shuffled with his feet uncomfortably "Do I take that back to ThunderClan then?" "Yes." Burningstar said and then vanished into starlight.
Darknight sighed and turned around to go home. What he didn't know was that somone was spying him from the bushes...
When Darknight stepped into the camp the deputy Mousecatch ran to him. "Why were you away so long? My mate had to give birth with the help of your apprentice!"
"Wait... what?'" Darknight stared confused for a moment before he understood. "Foxdung I thought Leafvein wouldn't be due for like three days!" He ran to the nursery as fast as he could.
There stood the medicine cat apprentice Flashpaw next to three kits which were cleaned by their mother. "We'll you're late" Leafvein said rolling her eyes.
Flashpaw fidgeted "Ermm.. Luckily everything worked out because the other queens helped but i kind of hoped i wouldn't have to do this that early after geting apprenticed." Darknight looked guilty but then he remembered what happened at the moonpool. "Well I'm glad everything worked out but I've got an important StarClan prophecy to share."
"Tell us!" Darknight told it to them. Both Leafvein and Flashpaw were very shocked.
"What's wrong?" asked the tom. Leafvein moved her tail to show her kits. "Look!"
The litter consisted of a grey tabby kit, a brown gray kit and a brown kit with white paws and a white patch that looked like a star. "What a coincidence!" Darknight said surprised.
Leafvein nodded. "But I'm still unsure if it's not more than a coincidence. She was born at the same day you received this prophecy, after all." "I'm going to keep an eye on her. I'm going to tell you if StarClan tells me more!" Darknight promised.
Flashpaw said: "I'm going to do so too, of course. Do you want to name the kits now or wait until later?" "I'd rather do it now. Hmm... The grey one is Gravelkit, the grey brown one Earthkit and the last kit... Patchkit!"
"Patchkit is a really fitting name! Now we are going to let you rest a bit." Leafvein wanted to reply but she was too tired. The last thing she saw before falling asleep was how Darknight and Flashpaw left the den.
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ch4: conversations and congregations
AN: sorryyyy for takeing so long 2 update. had a HELL of a tiem writing chapter 5. this is not chapter5 though this is chapter 4. have fun
also each chapter of this fic is longer than the last. scary
LAST TIME:
fetherglass: do u know if yuo have any starclan powers?
leaderpaw: well uhhhh ya, i know about 1 i have, but, i dont like showing it to ppl...
featherglass: hey maybe its useful. any little bit helps, lets see it!
leaderpaw: ... (nods) (begins floating up and glowing with a mysterious starclanny lighte)
feetherglass: o.o that's some buildup-
leaderpaw: (EXPLODES)
THIS TIME:
featherglass: OMSC (OH MY STARCLAN) O_O SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT LEADETPAW ARE U OK?!
(dust clears)
leaderpaw: ^^; (covrred in soot, unharmed) and this is y i dont show my power off (shakes soot off)
fetherglass: OK OK PHEW.. U COULDVE GAVE ME A WARNING OR SOMETHING THO? I THOT U WERE DEAD...
leederpaw: ohh yea that probly would have been a good idea haha. srry!
featherglass: (takes a deep breath) ok... so is that power, like, safe? does it hurt you?
leaderpaw: (shakes head no) ive been able to do this on comand ever since i was a kit, i learned i had it wehn i snuck out of camp witfh fairypaw and got attacked by. DEMON GHOSTS.
featherglas: when you. what? omo
leaderpaw: not done explaning please do not interrupt! we were going to check out the gathering island (it wasnot my idea) and we got attacked by dark ghost cats. they were too strong for us to fight so i paniked n thought "sure would be nice if i had some kind of prophecy power ritht now. and then a starclan cat appeared and was like "your not supposed to have this yet but its an emergency so i'll let u unlock just one" and tapped my forehead with their tail. and then i exploded and launched the ghosts in2 the distance. until now fairypaw (bc they were there) was the only 1 who knew about it
featherglass: ok so theres, a lot to unpack there but, i am not well versed in prophecy bullshit so i am going to focus on asking abt the stuff i understand
leaderpaw: ?
feathergalss: 1. why didnt you tell anyone abt this?
2. can you control how powerful it is?
3. do you think it has much aplication in battle?
leederpaw: woah hold up thats a lot of questions! well. 1. bc its kind of an embarassing power :(
2. YES u just saw it on its weakest setting (points towards small crater in the ground) the strongest setting on the magic dial listed in my brain is "heroic sacrifice" and ithink that one would kill me.
3. idk it has a bit of warmup and itd prolly cause a lot of colateral
featherglass: hmm... well it has to be useful SOMEHOW
leaderpaw: not realy i think its possible starclan gave me a real dud of a power as my first
fethrrglass: dont be so pessimistic. im sure we can make this work. hmmmm... what if you got thrown like a grenade at enemies
leaderpaw: WHAT IF I WHAT?!
featherglass: u heard me. i dont have the aim like i used to since my ring toss champion days but it could work
leaderpaw: hhhhhhhhh ok i dont like teh sound of this but . im not getting anywhere with conventional training rn (curls up into a ball on the ground) lets rehearse
featherglsss: (picks up leaderpaw like a baseball, winds up pitching arm to aim a tree branch) HERE WE GO
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lightpaw: hey rockrhythm
rockrhythm: (listening to music on ipod very loud, doesnt even notice lightpaw)
lightpaw: hey. ROCKRHYTHM
rockrhythm: (singing) KONNA KIMOCHI~ HAJIMETE DESU~ AKAI MI GA HAJIKETA HARUSAKI~
lightpaw: ROCKRHYTHM.
rockrhythm: DAKEDO KORE IJOU~ CHIKA-
lightpaw: (STOMPS ON ROCKRHYTHMS TAIL)
rockrhthm: AIEEIEEEEK (yanks earbuds out) OW OW OW lightpaw wat thr dark forest was THAT about?
lightpaw: (innocent face) what was what about?
rockrythm: my TAIL (holds up tail and winces in pain) T-T
lightpaw: oh noes did i accidently step on it? im so sorryyyyy ;-; i didnt mean toooo!
rockrhythm: o..ok
lightpae: anyway since ur listening now i should remind u ITS THE HALF MOON TONIGHT
ruckrhythm: the- OHCRAP YOUR RITE I TOTALLY FORGOT.
lightpaw: yea i could tell. _
rockrhythm: (starts rushing around 2 gather up stuff to bring 2 the moonpool) oh man oh man HEY lightpaw haev u seen the shirt i made for chrysanthemumwhisker?
lightpaw: o i think i know where it is (goes to pick up a dark gray and yellow hand tie dyed shirt with embroidered stars on it) are you sure any of the other medics are going to, like, even wear these. we dont usually wear clothes
rockrhythm: its not ABT wearing them lightpaw... it is about one-upping peacemagic in the half moon gift giving game. some day you will understand
lightpaw: i guess (thinking: no i wont. could at least make something actually practical) btw more important question: are u gonna be asking peacemagic abt the whole windclan skirmish thing?
rockrhythm: oh yea 4 sure, i still dont think its a war like ratmouse keeps telling every1 it is but stilld be good 2 hear it from an actual windclannie. i cant rly think of any non suspicious reason the dep would be gathering shockstones tho...
lightpaw: lets hope for good news tonight then
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(in the dark forest, a crowd of cats is gathering under a big rock, waiting 4 someone to arrive)
stormdream: (walking along alone, stops when she sees the crowd. slides up 2 one of the cats) what's this about? whats everyone waiting for?
dark forest cat: (thinking: OH SHIT ITS STORMDREAM. I HOPE IM NOT IN TROUBLE) uh uhm uhhhhh... tigerstar 3 is making a big anouncement. im surprised he didnt tell you?
stormdream: . its not like were exactly friends...
dark forest cat: but i thought u were like, the boss around here?
stormdream: as if. no way i could keep all of you freaks in line, especially not HIM.
another dark forest cat: SHHHH you guys! hes here!
stormdream: do NOT shush me-
tigerstar 3: (strides confidently up onto the rock, slams paw on it making a thunderous crack) EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!
(all the other cats panickedly look to attention)
tigerstar 3: are you SICK of starclan!?
the crowd: YEAHHHHHH!
tigerstar 3: are you SICK of starclans special little favorite, thunderclan, and its hero schtick!?
the crowd: YEAHHHHHHHH!
dark forest cat (his name is razorfable): (muttering: n.. not really, i was a thunderclan cat and i still have living friends and family there...)
stormdream: (sharply elbows him) (whispering: get over it.)
tigerstar 3: and are you SICK of some new prophecy hero with some gimmicky little divine arsenal showing up and doing nothing but trampling over all our most carefully laid plans with her cheat powers?!
the crowd: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
stormdrem: (bites back a growl n sinks claws in2 the ground) (thinking: yeah i heard that "she" there. was that a jab at me? youre not slick, big guy)
tigerstar 3: good, because SO AM I!1!
razorfable: (whispering: um... whats he planning on doig?)
stormdream: (whispering back: dont ask ME)
tigestar 3: now, some of you, thanks to a certain shocking friend of ours - (gestures with tail) dont think i dont see you in the crowd there, stormdream
stormdream: (grumbles)
tigerstar 3: - may be well aware that starclan has recently generated a new savior with mysterious powers and a uselessly vague prophecy that gives them room to claim it means anything they want. AGAIN.
the crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!
tigerstar 3: and its to my understading that many of you have been sent by our electric pal here to sever the thread of destiny n swat that kit like the fly it is. but has it worked? NO. will it work? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
the crowd: (agitated murmuring)
stormdream: ugh... .
razerfable: (mumbling: b-but... whats the point, then?)
tierstar 3: we arent strong enough on our own to override prophecy. HOWEVER... ANOTHER, conflicting propheyc cat just might!
stormdream: ...oh my starclan he fuking didnt.
tigerstar 3: YES, IN ORDER TO COUNTER STARCLAN'S PROPHECY ADN GIVE US THE CHANCE TO FINALLY TAKE ACTION AND FINALY RULE THE FOREST, I HAVE GIFTED A SHADOWCLAN (BC SHADOWCLAN'S TEH BEST BTW) APRENTICE WITH A PROPHCY OF MY OWN MAKING! with the powers that apprentice now holds, assuredly the new prophecy i wrote will come true: "The shadowy memory will strike down the rainbow leader and unleash the power of darkness"!
the crowd: (OOOHING AND AAHHING)
razorfable: not very subtle, is it o_O
stormdream: (seething and shaking with rage, crackling with electrycity) that.. idiot... (BLASTS A BOLT OF LIGHTNING AT TIGERSTAR 3, INTENTIONALLY VERY NARROWLY MISSING) YOU STARCLANDAMNED IDIOT! (propels self off the ground with a electric blast, leaping up onto the rock)
the crowd: (SHOCKED GASPS)
tigerstar 3: (stumbles back adn nearly falls, a little startled) yeesh, whats your damage, starclan-reject? i thout you WANTED leaderpaw dead
stprmdream: YOU ARE TRYING TO SOLVE A PROPHECY... WITH ANOTHER PROPHECY. IS THAT NOT HOW THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED?!
tigerstar 3: (rolls eyes) ok but this time im doing it instead of a starclan cat. im built different.
sotrmdream: oooohhh SURE, yeah im sure youll be saying that when youre crafting ur NEXT prophecy to fix the fallout of the last one!
tigerstar 3: somebodys mad that her heroic destiny ended in dying and goig to the dark forest~!
stormdream: oh SHUT UP (crackles with electricity)
tigerstar3: you wana go? (unsheaths claws which turn in2 dark energy blades)
stormdream: (is about to strike, than stops, takes a deep breath, n lets fur lay flat) whats done is done. fighting u now wont undo ur prophecy. i got better shit to do. (leaps down and sprints off)
tigrestar 3: riiight. now then, does anyone ELSE have any complaints?!
the crowd: (a lot of talking amongst themselves but no one rly speaks up)
tigerstar 3: good. dismissed! i hope your all psyched for a new era of evil and wickedry! (steps down and swaggers away confidently)
razorfabel: (stumbling away with the rest of the dispersing crowd) y-yikes, i dont wanna get on EITHER of ther bad sides o_o; (notices an unusually solid looking bright red and black checjerboard-pattern cat with horns half-hidden behind a tree, watching) ! (approaches cautiously)
?: (stumbles back adn bristles fur) woah HEY back off, you
razorfable: woa woah woah im not picking a fite or anything! i just, um, noticed u and im kind of curious?
?: abt WHAT
razorfablr: uhhh. you kind of seem to be ACTUALLY ALIVE. waht are you doing here?
?: theres nothing weird about a devil being in hell!
razorfable: whats "hell"?
?: ugh nevermind. (pauses thoughtfully, thinking: ...well, maybe it could be useful 2 have an insider guy) ...anyway, my name is deviltail, im a windclanner
razorfable: :O an alive one?
deviltail: well YEA duh. i dont think devils can even die anyeay (thinking: actualy i have no idea if thats true but im not going to test) i come herre to stay up 2 date on whats hapening in the dark forest.
razorfable: huh... windclan doesnt have any stake in the current prophecies, does it?
deviltale: no, not realy. this is more of a personal thing. tho... tigerstar 3's aiming to destroy thundercaln, right? thats the kind of thing that becomes EVERYONES problem
razorfable: (sighs sadly) y-ya, i think so... im all for crimes and violence n stuff but i was a thunderclan cat! i dont want them to all die!
devilltail: im not so fond of them, but i definitely dont think t3's plan is a good idea. perhaps u could team up with me adn some, uh, friends of mine 2 help sabotage it?
razorfable: r.. really? of course, id be glad to help!
deviltail: excellent. so its a deal? (holds out paw)
raxorfable: yea! (shakes paws)
deviltail: its settled. meet me back here at moonhigh, ill introduce u to my boss. see you then! (disappears into the shadows)
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(nightpaw, fairypaw, and paislypaw are walking back 2 camp with there mentors)
paisleypaw: how was u guys training today?
fairypaw: IT WAS GREAT! ^.^
bowlingalley (fairypaw's mentor): uhh ahahahh.. ya i taught them cool techniques (had actually spent all day napping under a tree while fairypaw was at the club)
dashflash: (thinking: lol)
nightpaw: mine was uhhhhhh (thinking: i shoildnot tell him what i was actually doing today) it was fine
dashflash: ha, dont be so modest, you were epic today B3
(flashback: "hey nightpaw do you want a turn on the dj set?" "uuuhhhmmmm im... im not sure... like at all" "go on try it!" (and then they jammed out))
nightpaw: ha ha thanks ummm (whispering franticly: im trying to be subtle ok!) anyway how was ur day paisleypaw.
paisleypaw: BAD
shinyleap: Today was meant to be a bird catching lesson, but it became a getting out of trees lesson! It was very educational!
paisleypaw: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
nightpaw: YOU GOOD?
bowlingalley: oh my god chill out little dude
shinyleap: Now Paisleypaw what did i say is Rule Number One of expressing our anger constructively?
paisleepaw: (takes a deep breath) "if you are really angry scream as loud as posible for as long as possible"
shinyleep: Exactly! Very good, Paisleypaw! ^_^
bowlingalley: o my starclan im sorry WHAT?
fairypaw: SCARY O.O
nightpaw: please tell me you havent been doing that when angry?
shinyleap: If you scream long enough the anger almost always goes away! If it doesnt then and only then you are alloewed violence
dashflash: ...please dont internalize any advice shinyleap gives please
paisleypaw: well SORRY to tell you guys but im still feeling JUST STEAMED (STARTS SCREAMING AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE)
(a little while late)r
nightpaw: (sobbing) starclan above i cant believe he screamed the entier way back to camp
fairypae: (wearing earplugs) WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU
shinyleap: Now are we still feeling angery?
paisleypaw: (completely lost his voice so it came out as a raspy squeak instead) no now im just depressed
shinyleap: Thats an improvement! Excelent job Paisleypaw!
fairypaw: WAT. CANYOU GUYS SPEAK UP
dashflash: p...please tell me this isnt how you manage ur emotions shinyleap
shinyleap: I havent expressed a negative emotion in 3 years !
bowlingalley: i think img about to start expressing a negative emotion alright. (bursts into tears)
fairypaw: OH YEA I HAVE EARPLUGS IN (removes earplugs) im gonna go say hi to my brother now. you guys work thru watever the dark forest that was yourselves i am not trained for therapy (runs to the medicine den)
bowlingalley: firestar on a trampoline, man, you need help
shnyleap: I love to provide Help(TM)!
bowlingalley: nevermind...
shinyleap: I am going to bed!
nightpaw: its still evening?
shinyleap: Earlytobed and Earlytorise makes a cat Happy, Healthy, Andwise! (walks into warriors den and immediately falls asleep standing up)
nightpaw: w hy
bowlingalley: ok i... really dont mean to be rude but is she really well enough to be mentoring ANYONE
dashflash: im sure silentstar had his reasons... (thinking: Hwat The Dark Forest Was He Thinking)
paisleypaw: can we talk about something else please.
nightpaw: i am a poor conversationalist
paisleypaw: i swear to starclan i am going to run away from the clans and become a kittypet one of these days
bowlingallry: WELL you kids have fun im going to go out on a hunting patrol
nijtpaw: isnt ratmouse supposed to arrange those?
bowlingalley: (already left)
dashflash: (whispering to niightpaw: he spent all day doing nothing again so hes going to go catch some prey so no one notices)
nightpaw: (whispering back: does this happen a lot?)
dashflass: (whispering: yea)
nightpaw: (whsipering: this clan is a DISASTER)
dashflash: (whispering: yyea.)
paisleypae: guys i am still standing RIGHT HERE what are you 2 whispering abt
dashflash: ...so who wants to watch me do skateboard tricks off the highledge?
fairypaw: (DASHS INTO MED DEN) HIIIIIIII LIGHTPAW :D
lightpaw: (STARTLED) OHSHI- (knocks over shelf of medicine) FAIRYPAW i am kind of busy...
fairypaw: but bro. bro. broski. you will not BELEIEVE who i saw at cl- That One Place today!
lightpaw: (immediately freezes mid picking stuff up and zwoops over to face fairypaw) (thinking: i smell gossiiiiip owo) go oooooon?
rockrhythm: (rolls eyes, already knows about (and has gone to) club fourtrees but just doesnt tell them)
fairypaw: (quietly but loudly (if youve ever herd somone talk this way youd know)) SO! DOLLSTAR OF SHADOWCLAN WAS THERE LIKE USUAL BUT ALSO SO WAS GENDERENVY OF RIVERCLAN, AND- (blushes heavily) I THINK THEY WERE SHARING TONGUES!
lightpaw: (rapidly scribbling down notes) O SHIT... was it like a friendly or romancy way?
fairypaw: romance for SURE but idk if theyre for real dating or wat, i didnt ask
lightpaw: (thinking: ohhh i will have to investigate that more. if dollstar is in another fling so soon after the last oen thats JUICY)
fairypaw: AND! i finally got an autograph from nuclearbeam of windclan! (lifts up a piece of glittering stone with "nuke~" inscribed via clawmarks)
lightpaw: (not rly that interested) uhh WOW good for you thats, lucky?! (thinking: well ig if i ever need to bribe one of nuclearbeams other fangirls thats useful?)
rockrhythm: (pauses thoughtfully, steps over) hey, uh, quick question, was there anything suspicuous about windclan?
fairypaw: uhhhh.. nah, not rly! ...WAIT WERE YPU LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION? OH NO OH STARCLAN OH JEEZ-
lightpaw: (FREEZES IN PANIC) HA HA MY SIBLING HAS SUCH FUNNY IMAGINATIONS LOL.
rockrhythm: chill out, i kno about club fourtrees. im a medic i meet with cats of other clans twice a month anyway
lightpaw: (sigh of relief)
fairypaw: WAIT dos that mean you go there too? :O
rockrhythm: ..icant tell you that (visibly nervous)
fairypaw: awwwwwww, ok :(
lightpaw: (thinking: oh he TOTALLY goes there doesnt he :3c lol)
rickrhythm: anywau uh... ig. did u see ch-chimepetal there? (trying not to sound flustered but failing)
fairypaw: from shadowclan? not this time, why?
rockrhythm: N..NOREASON /
lightpaw: (VERY INTERRSTED) (thinking: ohhh i am sorry mentor of mine but i am NOT gonna miss out on a spicy scandal like this)
rokrhythm: anyway, tonites the half moon so me and ur brother are gonna need 2 get going soon if we want 2 make it there by moonrise.
fairypaw: OH! sorry for distracting you guys then! see ya! (waves with tail and runs outside)
(outside, dashflash is doing a sick ollie off the highledge, a crowd is oohing and aahhing)
fairypaw: WOAHHHH...
paisleypaw: (radiating waves of jealousy bc he wishes so bad that dashflash was his mentor instead of shinyleap) cool right.
nightpaw: wehre did that skateboard even come from?
dashflash: (skates to a stop, flips the skateboard into the air and catches it with tail coolly) oh, i found it wh-
(they are interrupted by flowerdragon yelling)
flowerdraggon: GOODNESS GRACIOUS ON A SPEEDING MONSTER LEADERPAW WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?
(leaderpaw and fetherlgass walk into camp, both covered in scratches adn soot)
(thankfuly they were not particularly injured, just exausted from a long day of throwing/being thrown at things and exploding)
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(its just about moonrise, lightpaw and rocrhythm have just reached the moonpool. the shadowclan medic eeriebeak and the riverclan medic chrysanthemumwhisker are there but the windclan medic peacemagic has not shown up yet)
rockrhythm: heya guys! whatsup? (thinking: hah, peacemagic's late)
eeriebeak: mmmph (lifts plague doctor mask up to be more audible) i am well., and so is shadowclan.
chryseanthemumwhsker: ehhh, could be doin' better. it's been chill in riverclan as usual but one of my clanmates, magmatears, has fallen seriously ill and i dunno what to do about it.
rockrhythm: oh no, what happened?
crhisanthemumwhsiker: well, he found a stash of twoleg chocolate and ate a whole bunch, saying he "just HAD to know"... (sighs)
lightpaw: ...did he at least like it?
chrisannthemumwhisker: haven't asked. i'd rather not know. either waay, he's really sick now
eeriebeak: have you tried bloodletting?
rockrhythm: why do you suggest that for everything.
eeriebeak: because perhaps his bodily humours are out of balance.
lightpaw: isnt that psudoscience?
eeriebeak: what do WE know about science? we're CATS
lightpaw: but- i- you- we-
chyrsanthimumwhisker: yknow what im so desperate im going to try that. if magmatears dies its ur fault
(awkward silence)
rockrhythm: so whens peacemagic gona get here?
(as if on cue, peacemagic shows up looking confident)
peacmagic: heloooooo~ ^.^
rockrhythm: oh THERE you are, finally youve arrived adn i can unveil my gift to you all! (whispering: lightpaw, the shirts)
lightpaw: wait wheres gamepaw- o yea! (grabs sack full of custom t-shirts and tosses them over to rockrhythm)
rokrhythm: (opens bag and holds up one of the tie dye tshirts) BEHOLD... MY CONTRIBUTION 2 THE GIFT GIVING RIVALRY THIS HALF-MOON. all hand-dyed and hand embroydered in my free time! id like to see you top that, peacemagic!
chrysunthemumwhisker: (looks over to eeriebeak and whispers: ummmm... the shirts are cute and i appreciate the thouht but when teh heck are we ever gonna wear these?)
eeriebeak: (whispering back: i do hope we aren't going to be obliged to wear them to every future half moon meeting.)
peacemagic: ohhh... how sweet and thoughtful, i love them! ...HOWEVER. you are NOT prepared for what extravagsnt gift i have for you all!
rockrhythm: whaaat? how can you top that? i made 'em in everyones fav colors and everything!
liightpaw: yea, like, ur deputy and a whole patrol was found on our territory stockpiling shockstones and no one can think of any non-violent reason 2 be doing that
gamepaw: ohhh, jeez, i had no idea! well, if scarfstar's been planning a war, certainly neither me nor peacemagic have been told abt it... thanks 4 letting me know, tho, i'll be sure to tell peacemagic about this..
rockrhythm: (has been conversing w the other medics and just finished, calls over to gamepaw and lightpaw) hey guys, its time to dream with starclan! get your butts over here!
lightpaw: OH YA, RIGHT! (runs over to the moonpool along with gamepaw)
(all the medics drink from th moonpool and go to sleep)
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rockrhythm: (awakes in a beautiful starry clearing, wanders around a little) heyyy, starclan, u there? i wanted 2 ask you guys abt-
(firestar 2 appears in a majestic plume of flame, drifting 2 the ground gracefully)
rockrhythm: AAAAAA- oh,
firestar2: heyyyyy thundyclan meddy!
rocrhythm: ...its one of Those dreams isnt it
firstar 2: if by one of those dreams u mean "prophetic revelations" then. Yes.
rockrhythm: DAMMIT.
firestar 2: some real shit is going to be going down soon. we cauht wind of an UNPRECEDENTED EVENT... the dark forest made their OWN prophecy
rokcrhythm: oh COME ON
firestar 2: YEAH thats what we said! anyway its "The shadowy memory will strike down the rainbow leader and unleash the power of darkness". it already got delivered 2 eeriebeak cuz its meant for shadowclan but, like, im preeeeddy sure its about one of their apprentices killing leaderpaw so it is OFFICIALLY thunderclan business too. shadowclan always out here starting shit ig
rockrhythm: uuuuuuugh... anyway uhhh... what abt windclan? whats going on with them?
firestar 2: (genuinely confused) what ABOUT windclan?
rockrhythm: (SIGHS) neverminddddd...
firestar 2: anyway yea just wanted 2 deliver that prophecy to you. we've also felt rumblings that some other problems are going to crop up but we dont know what they are so, uh , Good Luck! (vanishes)
rockrhythm: man.
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(razorfable walks alone thru the dark forest to the planned meeting place with deviltail)
deviltail: (was already there waiting) good, u made it! i was beginning to wonder if youd ever show up...
razorfabel: kinda hard 2 tell when its moonhigh in a realm with no moon...
deviltail: ok yea fair. anyway, bite down on my tail and hold on tight
razorfable: UHHHH WAT? ok... (does that)
deviltail: (winces a little, but slices open a gash in thr ground with his paw that turns into a portal, n leaps thru)
razerfable: WAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHH- (pulled thru, shivers heavily from a sudden night wind blowing the whole way thru his body) wh-whoa, where are- (looks around to see teh moors of windclan) -we...?
deviltayl: back in the world of th living.
razorfable: am i al-
deviltail: ur still a ghost. you cant rly physicaly interact with anything.
razorfable: (sighs disapointedly for a moment) ...nyway, weres your boss youd said we'd be meeting?
?: right here.
(dawnwalker steps into the clearing, along with a couple other windclan cats including carameldance)
deviltail: greetings, boss! (bows in respect)
razorfable: (glances between dawnwalker and deviltail) uhhh.. wahts the story here? a-am i supposed 2 be bowing too?
dawnwalker: oh, dont worry abt it. deviltail theres just in a life debt 2 me. you dont have to bow to me... unless you'd like to?
razorfable: um no thanks!
one of the windclan cats (her name is meteorcore): so, dawnwalker, whats got you so intrested in some nobody evil ghost, anyway?
razorfable: HEY! i wasnt a nobody! im razorfable, i was one of the greatest thiefs in the forest when i was alive!
meteorcore: never heard of you.
caramelldance: well, he wouldnt have been a very good theif if we HAD heard of him, right?
razorfable: y-yeah! exactly that!
dawnwalker: cut it out and let me speak.
deviltail: yea, let the boss speak!
dawnwalker: (rolls eyes exasperatedly at deviltail, before continuing) me and my pals here are part of a movement to shift the balance of power with starclan adn the dark forest.
razerfable: (gulps) um... what?
dawnwalker: youev seen the way thos dumbasses throw magic destinies n powers around liek their lives depend on it, right?
razorfable: (thinks back to tigerstar 3's announcment) yea...
dawnwalker: but they never give that shit to the cats who actually deserve it. its always some plucky young aprentice who doesnt know a damn thing, never someone who could do somthing actually useful with it. adn who's left to pick up the mess their pretty little powerhouse leaves behind wehn they inevitably blow themself up in some heroic conflict thats their own damn fault?
razerfable: ...everyone else?
dawnwaller: EXACTLY.
carameldance: (muttering quietly: i still think stormdreem deserved better...)
dawnwalker: and all thats why weve decided if starclans not gona use their powers right, then they dont DESERVE them. if they had some actual ambitions other than preserving the status quo, we could see some REAL change around here. but they dont. and that's why IM taking things into my own paws.
meteorcore: u-uh! and us too, remember!
dawnwalker: right, yeah. these guys too.
razorfable: i... i dont understand, tho. im a dark forrest cat myself. were do i come in?
dawnwalker: we've got an interest in wats going on in starclan and teh dark forest, but deviltail here can only spy on one faction at a time adn even then anyone can tell on sight that hes, yknow, alive. we need another mole.
razorfable: s... spy on tigerstar 3 or stormdream?! are you KIDDING me?! id be double dead by the end of the moon if they found out!
deviltail: i spy on them all the time and im not dead at ALL yet!
dawnwalker: deviltail said ur former thunderclan and dont wanna see them get wiped off the map, right?
razorfable: y-yes...?
dawnwaker: u and i both know theres a storm brewing.
carameldanse: ...pun intended?
dawnwalker: sure, whatever. anyway, what stormdream adn tigerstar 3 have planned might obliterate thunderclan - maybe shadowclan as well, maybe all four of us - just from the crossfire of them sniping at each other alone. adn theres NO WAY starclans gonna be able 2 keep this under control.
razorfsble: (gulps) i... i guess...
dawnwakker: b'sides, there may be something in it for u as well - perhaps if i manage to hijack starclan powers, i'll be able 2 bring u back to life, yeah? dontcha wanna see ur living friends and family again?
razorfable: ...f-fine. ill do it. BUT! JSUT SO WERE CLEAR! IF I GET IN2 ANY REAL DANGER FROM THIS! i am QUITTING!
devilltail: HEHEHE FINALLY, some1 else 2 talk to on dark forst visits!
dawnwalker: good to have u onboard then, pal. this is gonna be fun.